hashhoused
hashrated

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hashhoused (/ˈhaʃhaʊsd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake a cheap eating-house for a permanent civic institution. hashinged adj. Drunk past the point of producing a stable value from any incoming information. Mandi was hashinged and obtained a different answer each time the question arrived.
hashiokied adj. Drunk beyond the point at which chopsticks can be regarded as self-supporting. Jaslena was hashiokied and arranged the utensils as a small wooden monument. hashished (/həˈʃiːʃd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating dried leaves as a respectable companion to the evening. hashitoxicosised adj. You have drunk enough to run hot, tremble faintly, and blame the thyroid for the evening. Ziannah got hashitoxicosised and blamed the pub's warmth for her alarming enthusiasm. hashiyaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a supplementary note which has gradually replaced the text. hashkabahed adj. Drunk since last orders, and delivering a solemn farewell to everything still in the room. hashkafahed (/həʃˈkʌfəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and equipped with a complete outlook on matters not under discussion. Liliann was hashkafahed and explained the proper orientation of the coat stand. hashkamaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and nevertheless committed to an early service. Kevontae was hashkamaed and set an alarm for a prayer he would not attend. hashkeyed adj. Still drunk, and using the first available identifier to locate the wrong thing efficiently. Brooklyn-lee was hashkeyed and found the coat by searching under somebody else's name. hashlocked adj. Drunk on the strength of a promise that the morning’s expenditure will remain inaccessible until embarrassing facts are revealed. hashmagandied adj. Sharpened by drink into a stew of conflicting ingredients, each taking charge of the next step. Dorthy became hashmagandied on the stairs, combining three handrails and neither foot correctly. hashmapped adj. The state of being drunk and storing every acquaintance under an unsuitable but permanent category. hashmarked adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a simple sign into the central emblem of the evening. hashpiped adj. Sharpened by drink into a conduit for unsolicited observations, chiefly when silence would have helped. Sacario got hashpiped and delivered private assessments from one end of the sofa to the other.
hashrated adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt more calculations than the legs can reliably support. Ashaureah got hashrated and announced the stairs were a simple proof of work.