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hashslingered adj. Drunk enough to treat the assembled company as customers, orders as interruptions, and courtesy as optional. hasht-nafaried adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of conscription, reporting for each stair as though summoned. Eleia became hasht-nafaried on the landing and required orders before continuing upwards. hashtabled adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a stable arrangement of acquaintances, drinks, or obligations. Jahnessa became hashtabled and moved everyone between seats whenever another glass appeared. hashtaged (/ˈhæʃˌtæɡd/) adj. Drunk and labelling every object encountered, including the stairs, the banister and the dog. Geniyah got hashtaged and assigned the hallway three different labels before sitting down. hashtaggered adj. Drunk to the point where every utterance requires a label and every pause acquires a subject. Waliyah became hashtaggered, annotating her descent with increasingly uncertain categories. hashtagificationed adj. Drunk enough to turn each movement into a public heading, especially when negotiating stairs. Kelvina got hashtagificationed and narrated her careful progress down the staircase. hashtivismed adj. Drunk past the point of action, but still posting strongly worded labels about the stairs. Nahid was hashtivismed, campaigning against the staircase from the safety of its bottom step. hashtreed adj. A drinker who gives every conversation a parent, a child, and a calculated label. haskapped adj. Drunk in a way that makes the body shrub-like: rooted briefly, then swaying towards light. hasked adj. Drunk beyond the point where the body carries itself, and arranged instead as a loose basket of limbs. hasleted (/ˈheɪzlɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming chiefly internal, with the outside body following at intervals. hasmaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying a soft reserve of wobble around the middle. Sharada was hasmaed, taking the stairs sideways to keep the central portion steady. hasped (/hæspd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and fastening upon the nearest support as though locking a door. hassaed adj. Still drunk, and moving like a bottom-feeding fish whose fins have lost the agreement. Madason was hassaed on the staircase, advancing by small sideways corrections. hassagayed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a walking stick for a traditional spear and now requires supervision. hassaguayed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted an innocent stick into an archaic implement of authority.