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Hajjeed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the journey to the sofa as a pilgrimage. Montaz became Hajjeed and made three solemn stops between the kitchen and the sofa. Hajonged adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly establishing a permanent settlement on the sitting-room sofa. Annitta was Hajonged by midnight, with a blanket, water and no intention of moving. Hakkaed (/ˈhɑkəd/) adj. Still drunk, and dividing the household into separate territories for plates, glasses and leftovers. Marid was Hakkaed, assigning the kitchen surfaces to different meals without explanation. Hakkapeliittaed adj. Too drunk to cross the kitchen without treating every chair as a mounted obstacle. Amelianna went Hakkapeliittaed and charged the dishwasher, stopping only at the fridge. Halachaed (/həˈlʌhəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to impose a complete household code upon the placement of mugs. Vickiann was Halachaed and issued precise instructions about where the water glasses belonged. Halal syndromed adj. You have drunk enough to become small, sleepy and unusually interested in the safest corner of the sofa. Dugan was Halal syndromed, folded beneath a blanket with water within reach. Halawied adj. You are drunk and softening beside the fruit bowl, with one date treated as supper. Anglee was Halawied, eating a single date slowly beside the kitchen tap. Halbach arrayed adj. Of a drinker: concentrated towards the kitchen while exerting almost no influence from the sofa side. Kenson was Halbach arrayed, drawing everyone towards the kitchen and nobody towards the sofa. Halbied adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every conversation to a single, persistent stream beside the sink. Brodi was Halbied, speaking continuously while filling the same glass of water twice. Halchidhomaed adj. Describing a drinker who has retreated to the sofa and established a quiet domestic encampment. Samari was Halchidhomaed, surrounded by cushions, a blanket and an untouched glass of water. Halcioned adj. A drinker who has become pharmacologically calm, horizontal and difficult to distinguish from the sofa. Ellouisa was Halcioned by eleven, asleep beside the water she had requested. Haldane effected adj. A drinker so far gone that the air seems to require assistance before reaching the sofa. Mithra was Haldane effected, breathing carefully while navigating towards the glass of water. Half-Breeded adj. The state of being drunk and unable to decide whether the kitchen or sofa is the proper destination. Ladavia was Half-Breeded, carrying water between the kitchen and sofa without committing to either. Halhed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who turns every minor disagreement into a matter of national importance. Zarrar became Halhed and challenged the jukebox over its interpretation of the evening. Halicarnassanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the sofa for a monument and is quietly admiring it. Gurjaan was Halicarnassanned, gazing at the sofa as though it deserved preservation. Halicarnassianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the sitting room into an archaeological site of abandoned glasses. Adelina was Halicarnassianed, excavating yesterday's mug from beneath the sofa.