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hastiluded adj. Drunk on the strength of a medieval contest, and treating the walk home as a joust. Qian became hastiluded after the third round and challenged the taxi door to single combat. hastinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and making each decision with the haste of someone missing an entirely imaginary train. Kirklen was hastinessed and selected the first taxi despite having no destination. hastingsed (/ˈheɪstɪŋzd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and prematurely ready for whatever the next season of the evening brings. Ronav was hastingsed by the third round and harvested the crisps before last orders. hastingsited adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically committed to remaining where the evening has deposited you. Kealen was hastingsited beside the bar, composed of several elements and missing one glove. hastited adj. Still drunk, and displaying the brittle, metallic certainty of a person who has found the wrong route home. hasty breachinged adj. Too drunk to find the proper route home, and improvising a passage through coats, chairs and other obstacles. Billie-grace went hasty breachinged through the crowded cloakroom after last orders. hasty puddinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a warm, indistinct mass in the nearest available seat. Anaelise was hasty puddinged by closing time and settled beside the radiator with her coat. hasty-puddinged adj. Having drunk enough to become a warm, indistinct mass before the journey home has begun. hasubananned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can metabolise, with a persuasive resemblance to an unlicensed painkiller. hasubanonined adj. You have drunk enough to regard the journey home as a promising application for pain relief. hat blocked adj. Of a drinker: shaped for departure by the coatroom, but no longer able to distinguish hat from head. hat danced adj. Of a drinker who has made the coatroom floor a ceremonial stage and the hat an unwilling partner. Elisavet was hat danced by last orders, circling the coat stand before accepting a taxi. hat haired adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a disorderly head and considers the coatroom mirror authoritative. Vernesta was hat haired after closing time and blamed the taxi for her appearance. hat headed adj. A drinker who has reached the stage where a crushed hairstyle constitutes the principal evidence of the evening. hat palmed adj. A drinker so far gone that the headwear has become a portable hand, useful chiefly for hailing taxis. Wenceslaus was hat palmed outside the pub, waving at cars with his folded headwear. hat peached adj. The state of being drunk and flattened into an agreeable shape for the journey home.