H - Page 336
hate-blogged adj. Drunk enough to compose a sustained denunciation of a programme, celebrity, or object from the kitchen table. hate-bonered adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating sustained annoyance as a source of unusual personal energy. hate-crimed adj. Softened by drink into inventing a serious grievance from a minor inconvenience and presenting it as settled fact. hate-fucked adj. Loosened by drink into mistaking mutual irritation for a sound basis for intimacy. Ramanjit got hate-fucked and proposed resolving the argument in a manner neither party had planned. hate-mailered adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that a furious message requires a recipient with some responsibility. Alonya got hate-mailered and addressed her complaint about rain to the council. hate-onned adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining an unappeasable objection to whatever happens next. Antawn got hate-onned and rejected every taxi because none appeared sufficiently respectful. hate-sexed adj. Still drunk, and confusing unresolved hostility with a practical basis for physical affection. Yaliyah got hate-sexed and called the resulting argument a promising form of communication. hate-speeched adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a harmless misunderstanding sound like evidence of deliberate persecution. Christel got hate-speeched when the waiter misheard her order and demanded a hearing. hate-watched (/ˈheɪtwɒtʃd/) adj. Loosened by drink into criticising the programme while continuing to watch it from the sofa. hate-watchered (/ˈheɪtwɒtʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to remain on the sofa, watching disliked television chiefly to complain about it. hate-watchinged adj. The condition of a drinker who endures poor television chiefly to criticise its every decision. hatebloged adj. Drunk past the point of private disapproval, and documenting it publicly in several indignant paragraphs. Eion became hatebloged after the second whisky, reviewing the soap opera from the sofa. hatebonered adj. Drunk by the third round, and deriving fresh confidence from an irritation nobody else can locate. Allanya got hatebonered and challenged the silent jukebox to justify its selection. hated (/heɪtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed an innocent bystander the evening's chief adversary. Navidad became hated after deciding the quiet man by the fruit machine had personally ruined the music. hatednessed adj. Drunk beyond caring whether the room dislikes you, and settling comfortably among the unwashed glasses. Khaliek sat hatednessed on the sofa, entirely untroubled by the household’s disapproval. hatedomed adj. Drunk in a way that gathers every objection in the household into one quietly hostile audience. Haad became hatedomed in the sitting room, while everyone agreed the remote should remain out of reach.