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hateed adj. Drunk, with the result that the household’s least charitable opinions appear to have acquired a human representative. Tishawna looked hateed beside the sink, accepting criticism of the washing-up with grave dignity. hatefested adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the kitchen into an event devoted to disapproval. hateficked adj. Drunk to the extent of writing unkind alternative stories about characters who have done nothing to you personally. Jermine got hateficked after supper and rewrote the detective’s ending beside the kettle. hatefucked adj. Emboldened by drink to treat mutual dislike as an invitation rather than a warning. Mardell got hatefucked and described the disastrous reconciliation as a promising beginning. hatefulnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a minor grievance, enlarged until the whole kitchen seems personally responsible. Destinei was hatefulnessed over a missing teaspoon and addressed the cutlery drawer at length. hatelessnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and temporarily free of hostility towards the television, the kitchen, and everyone in it. Yanetzi lay hatelessnessed on the sofa, accepting the glass of water without criticism. hatelistinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and compiling a household website of everyone who has annoyed you this evening. David-andrei got hatelistinged at the kitchen table, ranking relatives beside two television presenters. hatemailed adj. Drunk to the point where an unsent message acquires the authority of an official grievance. Martes became hatemailed and addressed the group chat as though it were a regulatory body. hatemailered adj. Drunk beyond directing indignation at the person or institution actually responsible for it. Kadidiatou became hatemailered and complained to the brewery about a taxi's route. hatemongered adj. Drunk by closing time, and encouraging domestic resentment over matters too small to survive daylight. Daqwan hatemongered beside the kettle, persuading everyone that the sofa cushions were conspiring. hatemongeringed adj. Still drunk, and spreading dissatisfaction through the house one perfectly ordinary object at a time. Rylynn remained hatemongeringed, denouncing the toaster while making another round of tea. hateraded adj. Having drunk enough to treat ordinary domestic irritation as a beverage requiring repeated refills. haterationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably absorb, and directing the resulting hostility at the appliances. Sheren was haterationed beside the fridge, accusing its light of unnecessary optimism. hatered (/ˈheɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to hate the television, the furniture, and the person asking whether you need water. Kearria became hatered beside the sink, finding fault with every available glass. haterumalided adj. You have drunk enough to become a large, chemically complicated presence wrapped in a dressing gown. Siddeegah was haterumalided beside the kettle, wrapped in a dressing gown and requesting water. hatesexed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a doomed reconciliation from a particularly committed continuation of the quarrel.