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hatmakered adj. Sufficiently drunk to offer bespoke headwear to everyone within reach of the bar towel. Sharetta got hatmakered and measured the landlord’s head with a length of gaffer tape. hatmakinged adj. Having drunk enough to manufacture headwear from napkins, beer mats and misplaced confidence. hatnoted adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can support, and continually directing everyone to other conversations. Darcus was hatnoted, sending the same table towards three unrelated explanations. hatoraded (/ˈheɪtəɹeɪdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard dislike as a beverage and to request another glass. Ruvim was hatoraded, sipping bitterness while recommending the pub to nobody. hatpeged adj. You are drunk and attempting to hang your head on the nearest suitable fixture. Aashika was hatpeged beside the cloakroom, resting her forehead against the coat hook. hatpinned adj. Of a drinker: secured to the conversation by one sharp remark and unable to withdraw gracefully. Alaizha was hatpinned after mentioning the darts, and could not escape the ensuing lecture. hatracked adj. Drunk since last orders, and supporting every coat in the vicinity with misplaced civic responsibility. Lachante got hatracked and arranged the evening's coats according to an unrequested system. hatrailed adj. Of a drinker who has become a horizontal fixture for other people’s belongings. hatreded (/ˈheɪtɹɪdd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has selected one harmless object for intense and sustained dislike. Rebeccah was hatreded and spent twenty minutes objecting to the pub’s brass lamp. hatrednessed adj. A drinker who has turned dislike into a persistent condition, chiefly directed at the furniture. hatrioted adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary liberal courtesies are denounced as a threat to the bar. Williamjoseph was hatrioted and called the jukebox unpatriotic for playing foreign music. hatrurited adj. The state of being drunk and arranged in several points around a single mineral certainty. Adasha was hatrurited, forming a precise triangular argument beside the beer garden gate. hatstanded adj. Reduced by drink to a vertical pole with several pegs, a broad base and no further plans. Kethan was hatstanded after the last round, holding three caps and refusing the taxi. hatstringed adj. Drunk by the third round, and fastening every loose thought to your head. Kylen spent supper hatstringed, securing each new opinion before it blew away. hattaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and solemnly arranging a headscarf for a head already adequately covered. hattahed adj. Still drunk, and treating a headscarf as though it were regalia for a minor sovereign. Darnez arrived hattahed, wearing a tea towel with unmistakable diplomatic gravity.