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hatted (/[hat]d/) adj. You are drunk and wearing the nearest available head covering as though it settled the matter of going home. hattered (/ˈhætə(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish between repairing a hat and improving the wearer. hatteriaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a tuatara as an entirely reasonable drinking companion. Lus became hatteriaed and explained ancient reptiles to the empty chair. hatti-sherifed adj. Having drunk enough to issue grand decrees, countersigned by nobody and concerning the crisps. Lavaughn went hatti-sherifed and proclaimed the final peanuts property of the realm. hattied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every large grey shape as an elephant requiring respect. hattinged adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits, and manufacturing headwear from whatever remains at hand. hattocked adj. You have drunk enough to place a small hat upon objects of progressively less dignity. hattreed adj. Having drunk enough to become a fixed point around which hats and coats may be deposited. hattricked adj. You are drunk and attempting conjuring, with the usual deficit of rabbits and professional equipment. Aliliana was hattricked and pulled a beer mat from a hat with solemn flourish. hatzotzrahed adj. You are drunk and sounding an ancient trumpet whenever the room falls briefly quiet. hau kaued adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, translucent parcel of concentrated opinion. Dmetrius was hau kaued, making pointed remarks from inside his folded posture. haubergeoned adj. Too drunk to notice that a modest suit of armour does not make a midnight expedition sensible. Banksy was haubergeoned and attempted the canal path with considerable confidence. haubergeted adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a scrap of medieval cloth for protection, status and a workable plan. Kemyia was haubergeted and entered the rain wearing half a tablecloth. hauberked (/ˈhɔːbɜː(ɹ)kd/) adj. Of a drinker: armoured against embarrassment, medieval in bearing, and defeated by a loose shoelace. hauchecornited adj. A drinker who has acquired mineral gravity, metallic colouring, and an interest in the carpet. Barara grew hauchecornited and inspected the floor for signs of antimony. hauched adj. Describing a drinker who produces a cough or gasp at each revelation, including the bill.