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haxxored adj. Drunk since last orders, and applying illicit expertise to the apparently secure biscuit cupboard. hay bagged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the sofa cushion as a stuffed container and settle into it. hay bedded adj. Having drunk more than the evening required, and selecting the nearest pile of domestic softness. Junietta was hay bedded on the sofa before anyone had found the spare duvet. hay devilled adj. You are drunk and whirling briefly through the kitchen, scattering crumbs to improbable heights. Shelby went hay devilled when the tea towel caught the draught from the open door. hay fevered adj. Of a drinker: sneezing at the sofa cushions and blaming the evening on the upholstery. Odessa was hay fevered, blaming the cushions for every sneeze and refusing the offered water. hay feverited adj. A drinker who has acquired the solemn, sniffing manner of someone allergic to yesterday's sitting room. Amzee was hay feverited by morning, wrapped in a blanket and suspicious of the curtains. hay knifed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is cut into manageable sections. Kru got hay knifed and divided the supper-table argument into neat portions. hay koed adj. Drunk to a degree that your conversation acquires the persistent savour of fermented prawns. hay lofted adj. Describing a drinker who has relocated vertically and is storing unfinished thoughts overhead. hay mooned adj. Drunk to the extent of appearing once a summer, full, bright and not especially useful. hay netted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who catches every loose thought and knots it to the next. Cesar grew hay netted, trapping stray remarks and tying them into one long argument. hay raked adj. Drunk to the point where every loose object must be gathered into one regrettable collection. Jalesha grew hay raked and swept the room's belongings towards the television. hay rided adj. Drunk on the strength of a leisurely journey that has no destination beyond the next round. Deandrae got hay rided and treated the trip to the smoking shelter as a scenic excursion. hay teaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and extracting nourishment from whatever the bar can provide. Akia was hay teaed and accepted a bowl of crisps as though it were a restorative broth. hay wagonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring several people to convey you towards the exit. Addalyn was hay wagonned, carried across the snug by a cooperative procession of regulars. hay wained adj. Drunk by closing time, and drawn home at a measured pace under a considerable load. Ariella-mae was hay wained, progressing towards the taxi rank with the dignity of old transport.