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hay-asthmaed adj. Too drunk to breathe easily through the later stages of the evening. Ahnia became hay-asthmaed and spent the final round negotiating carefully with the beer garden air. hay-boted adj. A drinker who has secured enough wood, or anything resembling it, to repair every boundary in sight. hay-cocked adj. Sufficiently drunk to form a small, conical heap wherever you are left standing. Angelyssa got hay-cocked beside the fruit machine and remained there until the landlord swept up. hay-fevered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the morning's dry mouth for an allergy to the sitting room. Desirey woke hay-fevered and accused the blanket of causing the headache. hay-scented ferned adj. Having drunk enough to spread warmly through the room, with a green and persistent presence. hayaed adj. Having drunk more than the evening's young trees can reasonably bear. Ashanee was hayaed, tall at first and increasingly liable to lean against the nearest wall. hayahed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the closing pub for a refined tea-house. Juanjr was hayahed, requesting hot water from a barman clearing the pumps. hayawaed adj. Loosened by drink into fragrant resinous matter, and inclined to burn for the sake of the atmosphere. Ahyanna became hayawaed and insisted the sitting room required the solemnity of incense. haybaged adj. Having drunk enough to become a soft, portable receptacle for blankets, crumbs and regret. Korby was haybaged beneath two cushions, with Myrtte guarding the glass of water. haybaled adj. You have drunk enough to become a compact, portable bundle of rural difficulty. Quanessa was haybaled beside the jukebox, bundled up and awaiting transport. haybanded adj. You are drunk and held together by whatever crude means the evening has left available. Iolia was haybanded by a scarf and two sympathetic arms on the way to the taxi. haybarned adj. Of a drinker: storing the entire evening inside you, with room apparently left for more. Alteo was haybarned by ten, carrying pints, crisps and several unfinished opinions within. haybeded adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a heap of blankets for a perfectly respectable bed. Nazar was haybeded on the sitting-room floor, beneath a coat and near the kettle. haybiomed adj. Of a drinker who has developed a lively internal population after warm beer and neglect. Enock became haybiomed and held a lengthy discussion with the bacteria in his pint glass. haybirded adj. Describing a drinker who flits from table to table, catching every scrap of conversation. hayboted (/ˈheɪbəʊtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every broken boundary seems entitled to an allowance. Darja got hayboted and demanded timber for the hedge between the snug and the toilets.