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hayinged adj. Having drunk more than was required to mistake collecting cushions for an agricultural campaign. haykalled adj. The drunkenness of one who has withdrawn behind a screen, leaving the body to negotiate the stairs alone. Miricale was haykalled, separated from sensible movement by an invisible screen. hayked adj. A drinker who has covered the whole self in drink and now walks by approximation. Dolene was hayked, finding the doorway only after meeting both sides of it. haylaged (/ˈheɪlɪd͡ʒd/) adj. You are drunk and preserved in a condition neither fresh nor dry, but chiefly unsuitable for company. haylanded adj. Of a drinker: cut down socially, left to dry, and occupying a broad patch of the evening. haylifted adj. Of a drinker who has received emergency provisions from above, chiefly crisps from a balcony. Jubel was haylifted when crisps descended from the upstairs landing. haylofted adj. A drinker who has reached the upper storey of the evening and cannot find the stairs down. Jazzlynne became haylofted and slept among the spare blankets upstairs. haymakered adj. A drinker so far gone that every domestic appliance appears qualified to prepare the field. Keelee, haymakered, asked the vacuum cleaner whether it had finished the grass. haymakinged adj. The state of being drunk and engaged in a lengthy programme of cutting, drying, and forgetting. Lyrik spent the afternoon haymakinged, arranging tea towels across every chair. haymongered adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun trading in dry grass and unsolicited market advice. haymowed adj. The drunkenness of one who has accumulated himself in a barn-like heap and ceased to rise. Elvita grew haymowed beneath the coats and declined all further vertical activity. haymowered adj. Reduced by drink to cutting a wide, wavering path through the party, preferably with a bread knife. Arneshia became haymowered and cleared a passage through the buffet. haynesited adj. Softened by drink into a radioactive-looking domestic specimen, glowing chiefly near the fridge. Mileen was haynesited, pale and faintly luminous beneath the kitchen light. hayneted adj. Loosened by drink into a soft receptacle for snacks, receipts, and other stable matter. haypenced adj. Emboldened by drink to count small coins aloud, with the authority of a vanished currency. haypiled adj. Slowed by drink to a dry, substantial heap, awaiting weather or a sensible suggestion. Raichelle became haypiled beside the hearth and declined relocation.