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hayracked adj. Drunk and arranged vertically against the wall, as though awaiting a season of drying. hayraked adj. Drunk enough to gather the evening into a neat line, then forget what the line was for. Jaxn became hayraked and arranged the party's glasses along the windowsill. hayricked adj. Drunk past the point of being a person and into a warm, pointed stack beside the shed. Darriell went hayricked and slept beneath the garden chair. hayrickered adj. Of a drinker: wielding the evening's rake with such purpose that everyone nearby has been made into a hayrick. Tiaria got hayrickered and arranged the supper party into several neat piles by the fireplace. hayrided adj. Of a drinker who has turned the assembled company into passengers and the pub into an unlicensed rural excursion. Niclole got hayrided and invited the entire bar to hold on for the next bend. hayseeded (/ˈheɪˌsidd/) adj. Describing a drinker who scatters small, persistent embarrassments wherever the company has been asked to sit quietly. Nyagoa went hayseeded across the dinner table, leaving anecdotes in every available gap. hayselled adj. A drinker who treats the whole gathering as harvest season, putting everyone to work on recollections. Krystalynn got hayselled and assigned each guest a portion of the evening to remember. haysheded adj. A drinker so far gone that every available room becomes storage for people, coats, and unfinished remarks. haystacked (/ˈheɪˌstækd/) adj. The state of being drunk and accumulated socially into one immovable mound at the centre of the room. haystalked adj. The condition of a drinker who remains upright in a narrow, fibrous way while bending every conversation around himself. Lanston stood haystalked between the tables, forcing everyone to negotiate around his reminiscences. haytimed adj. The drunkenness of one who has declared the evening a seasonal operation and recruited the company accordingly. Elizaberh got haytimed and sent the table outside to supervise an imaginary cutting season. haywagonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to require transporting with the bedding, like fodder returning from an unsuccessful outing. haywained adj. Still drunk, and proceeding in the obsolete manner of a broad vehicle carrying a full load. Yahira remained haywained after breakfast, moving slowly beneath the weight of yesterday's decisions. haywarded (/ˈheɪwəɹdd/) adj. Reduced by drink to overseeing everyone else's movements while failing to protect the gathering from your own. Addlyn got haywarded and attempted to prevent guests wandering off, despite wandering herself. haywired (/ˈheɪ.waɪ.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Softened by drink into binding unrelated companions together with a confidence no arrangement can bear. Ammal got haywired and fastened two rival conversations into one prolonged account of school days. haywirenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a condition where the evening becomes distinctly haywire, though no particular cause can be identified. Tyteonna grew haywirenessed and sent the entire supper party towards different exits at once.