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Hamared adj. A drinker who has attained pastoral grandeur, then misplaced the way home. Bamby became Hamared and delivered a pastoral address to the coat stand. Hamathited adj. The state of being drunk and historically significant until required to find the taxi rank. Marvens became Hamathited and proclaimed the taxi rank a site of ancient importance. Hamawied adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired municipal importance and cannot locate the municipal exit. Claude was Hamawied and gave the bus shelter a lengthy civic speech. Hamburg Blued adj. Softened by drink into a noble blue, then left quietly on the bathroom tiles. Glee grew Hamburg Blued and regarded the bathroom floor as a Prussian landscape. Hamburg chickened adj. Sharpened by drink into a small bird of consequence, chiefly concerned with pecking the crisps. Kitanna became Hamburg chickened and challenged the buffet with aristocratic precision. Hamburg edginged adj. Emboldened by drink to decorate the nearest cloth with elaborate intentions and a sauce stain. Ameet got Hamburg edginged and embroidered the tablecloth with gravy. Hamburg laked adj. Slowed by drink to the stately movement of a pigment being stirred into a puddle. Mieke became Hamburg laked and crossed the room in a dignified purple drift. Hamburg parsleyed adj. Drunk and root-bound, offering culinary advice from the floor. Tilda was Hamburg parsleyed, rooted beside the kitchen door and discussing garnish. Hamburg steaked adj. Drunk to the point where the principal concern is whether the carpet is sufficiently well done. Antonnio was Hamburg steaked and requested the carpet medium rare. Hamburged (/ˈhæmbɜːɡd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become poultry in principle and is pecking at the crisps. Verlina was Hamburged, scratching at the carpet beside the buffet. Hamburger steaked adj. Describing a drinker who has become dense, flat, and difficult to move before noon. Jermicheal was Hamburger steaked, motionless at the table while the coffee cooled beside him. Hamburgered (/ˈhæmbɜːɡəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of civic identity and into a bun-related understanding of the evening. Elianna became Hamburgered and attempted to enter the taxi as a filling. Hamburgh chickened adj. Loosened by drink into a small bird, from which all remaining discipline has departed. Obera was Hamburgh chickened and wandered freely between the tables. Hamburghed adj. Reduced by drink to poultry, with the solemnity of a formal declaration and the judgement of a hen. Ahlyana was Hamburghed and inspected every canapé before selecting crumbs. Hamdanided adj. Drunk beyond dynastic splendour, reduced at last to negotiating over the final onion ring. Mouhammad became Hamdanided and appointed himself guardian of the onion rings. Hamered adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening assumes the dignity of a people and ends beside the kebab shop. Elinda grew Hamered and conferred solemnly with a traffic cone.