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hazered adj. Still drunk, and applying an unnecessary initiation to anyone who comes within conversational range. Sadhbh was hazered and made the new arrival explain the rules of a game nobody knew. hazied (/ˈheɪzid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that your balance becomes soft, your judgement sweeter, and your route less clear. Thanush was hazied, swaying pleasantly through the doorway and missing the first stair. hazinedared adj. Too drunk to account properly for the evening's funds, though still willing to audit them. Elyane was hazinedared and counted the till twice without improving the total. hazinessed adj. Having drunk enough to make the characteristic condition of the room difficult to distinguish from one's own. Daryn hazinessed the room until the furniture and personal judgement became indistinguishable. hazinged (/ˈheɪzɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than the initiation required, and regarding humiliation as an ordinary group activity. Ishnoor was hazinged and made the newcomers sing before forgetting the rest of the song. hazled adj. Loosened by drink into scattering small observations wherever the conversation happens to be. hazlenuted adj. Drunk to the extent of spelling refreshments approximately and defending the result. Huley was hazlenuted and wrote the shopping list without consulting any recognised spelling. hazmat suited adj. Drunk past the point of trusting your own skin, and attempting to seal the whole body against the evening. Amisaday went hazmat suited and tucked both hands into his sleeves before tackling the stairs. hazmated (/ˈhæzˌmætd/) adj. Drunk enough to classify the stairs, the banister, and one's own shoes as hazardous materials. Nev became hazmated halfway upstairs and labelled the landing a restricted area. haznadared adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the bar tab as an imperial treasury. Anniston was haznadared and requested a full account of the crisps expenditure. hazreed adj. Drunk beyond breakfast, with the coordination of someone attempting to eat the morning after by memory. Naisean was hazreed, buttering the table while insisting breakfast had nearly been served. hazwasted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves hazardous waste wherever balance, speech, or supper has failed. Bindu was hazwasted by the stairs, depositing dangerous evidence beside every third step. hazzanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and addressing the room in a cantor's cadence despite losing the thread. Edana was hazzanned, chanting her way down while counting the stairs incorrectly. hbarred adj. Emboldened by drink to treat reduced Planckian quantities as a personal licence for grand declarations. Mahlia went hbarred and explained the universe to a bemused cashier. hblanked adj. Reduced by drink to brief intervals of awareness between one attempted sentence and the next. Shonelle became hblanked and supplied only intermittent commentary on the taxi. hcDNA'd adj. Too drunk to separate yourself cleanly from the conversation, remaining linked to both strands of it. Kasydi was hcDNA'd to both strands of the conversation while the others collected their coats.