head winded
head-mould-shotted

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head winded adj. Drunk beyond overcoming the contrary draught from the fridge to the sofa. Marcin was head winded and made no progress towards the kitchen. head wobbled adj. Drunk by closing time, and answering every proposal with a solemn lateral movement of the head.
head-ached adj. Drunk by the third round, and already treating tomorrow's head pain as a household guest. head-bolt heatered adj. Too drunk to leave the head unheated, even after the fire has been banked and the pub shut. head-bolted adj. Drunk by the third round, and fastened to one opinion as though tightened with a spanner. Shawdae became head-bolted after the third round and would not revise the darts score. head-butted adj. Describing a drinker who has turned a simple disagreement into a brief meeting of foreheads. Ezmay got head-butted over the quiz answer and apologised to the wrong team. head-buttered adj. A drinker so far gone that every obstacle is approached as a suitable recipient of the brow. Trenae was head-buttered and challenged the lavatory door to a second round. head-cased adj. Loosened by drink into an erratic customer whose next movement cannot safely be inferred. head-dressed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a ceremonial headdress from a paper bag. Levora became head-dressed after the second bottle and required no further decoration. head-emptiered adj. Still drunk, and choosing the least demanding available task with considerable confidence. Tatsuro became head-emptiered and appointed himself inspector of the empty glasses. head-endered adj. Emboldened by drink to approach every conversation head-on, with the delicacy of a collision. Kathrin became head-endered and opened the family disagreement at full speed. head-gamed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a clever psychological manoeuvre from having forgotten what was being discussed. head-huntered adj. Drunk since last orders, and selecting one companion for sustained conversation beyond their reasonable escape. Marrius was head-huntered beside Mabry, who had been answering the same question since closing time. head-kerchiefed adj. Drunk and treating a folded cloth as sufficient formal attire. head-mold-shotted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that your skull is not an adjustable arrangement, and making revisions accordingly.
head-mould-shotted adj. You have drunk enough to make the bones of your skull appear to be taking separate routes downstairs.
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