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headboroughed adj. Having drunk more than the parish can reasonably administer, and appointing yourself head of every nearby gathering. headborrowed adj. You have drunk enough to assume authority over the room, despite having borrowed the idea from someone else. headboxed adj. You are drunk and treating every available surface as though it were the front of a carriage. Abishaa was headboxed against the settle, peering out whenever someone ordered chips. headbumped adj. Of a drinker: inclined to express affection by gently nudging people with the forehead. Lunah became headbumped after the cider and greeted each regular at close quarters. headbutted (/ˈhɛdbʌtd/) adj. A drinker who advances forehead-first, generally after deciding the doorway has taken offence. Nikkol was headbutted and found the pub entrance less negotiable than expected. headbuttered adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly volunteering the forehead for negotiations with furniture. Naheed became headbuttered beside the jukebox, losing each discussion with the wall. headcamed adj. The condition of a drinker who records the evening from the forehead, including several regrettable floor angles. Taliha was headcamed, documenting the pub carpet before locating the bar. headcannonned adj. The drunkenness of one who has supplied private explanations for every pub event, none requiring evidence. Zamarie got headcannonned and explained the landlord's silence as part of a larger plot. headcanonned adj. Reduced by drink to treating personal theories about the evening as established fact. Tyquail became headcanonned and insisted the darts board knew his family history. headcapped adj. Softened by drink into a small covering for the head, with little resistance to being put away. Admire was headcapped on the settle, rounded off by stout and ready for bed. headcasted adj. Emboldened by drink to offer the head as a mould, particularly to anyone holding plaster. Aditri was headcasted and volunteered for a portrait beside the fruit machine. headchaired adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the rails' point of rest as a seat, and await the next service. Pookela was headchaired beside the tracks, using the rail’s resting point as a seat. headcheesed adj. Having drunk more than a terrine ought reasonably to contain, and wearing the result about the face. Daivian became headcheesed and inspected the pork pie for signs of kinship. headchoppered adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every low doorway for an approaching rollercoaster and duck with ceremony. headclothed adj. Having drunk more than the evening permits, and requiring a tea towel as formal headwear. Deuntay arrived headclothed at supper, wearing the drying-up cloth with considerable dignity. headcoached adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself senior instructor, with the team and the sport both absent. Deiondra became headcoached and issued tactical advice to the queue for taxis.