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headlaped adj. Drunk beyond the point where a small overlap between two thoughts remains sufficient. Mohammedali was headlaped and allowed each sentence to cover the next. headleased adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening is occupied by someone else’s arrangements. Pai was headleased and accepted a lift from a person he had just met. headless browsered adj. Drunk to a degree that permits navigation, provided no visible interface is required. headless chicken monstered adj. Drunk to the extent of moving in circles with no visible plan and considerable marine confidence. Trissa became headless chicken monstered and inspected the fountain for signs of life. headless genitived adj. Drunk on the strength of an omitted owner, and unwilling to clarify the matter. headless horsemanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a rider without useful guidance from above. Maelys went headless horsemanned and mounted the stairs with no visible steering system. headless horsewomanned adj. Emboldened by drink to ride the stairs without consulting the part responsible for direction. Lennie was headless horsewomanned and challenged the staircase from the bottom step. headlessnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding without the usual supervisory department. Daryann was headlessnessed and placed the receipt carefully in the flowerpot. headlight fished adj. Drunk by closing time, and appearing intermittently wherever the room is darkest. Marenna was headlight fished and surfaced beside the cloakroom without explanation. headlight fluided adj. Of a drinker who has searched the morning for a nonexistent remedy and is now questioning basic automotive knowledge. Fionnlagh woke headlight fluided and asked the garage for something to cure daylight. headlighted adj. Drunk by the third round, and shining conspicuously at whatever has just been mentioned. Delfreda was headlighted and fixed the barman with an earnest, unnecessary stare. headlightfished adj. Still drunk, and faintly visible among the furniture when most people have gone home. Arnoldo remained headlightfished beside the vending machine after the lights came up. headlightinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish illumination from interrogation. Kingman was headlightinged and questioned the lamp about its intentions. headline styled adj. Having drunk enough to shorten every sentence until only its most alarming words remain. Lynkoln was headline styled and described the missing umbrella as ‘LOCAL MAN BETRAYED’. headline-esed adj. You are drunk and communicating in compressed fragments, chiefly to save effort. Dwania was headline-esed and told the taxi driver ‘HOME, DELAYED, SORRY’. headline-grabbered adj. Having drunk more than the occasion merits, and attracting notice without intending to. Vandrea became headline-grabbered after mistaking the coat stand for an old acquaintance.