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Hamiltonned (/ˈhæmɪltənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that a ten-dollar bill appears sufficient for the entire establishment. Ondine became Hamiltonned and presented one note as settlement for the whole evening. Hamiltrashed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation becomes a performance and every chorus requires an audience. Melona got Hamiltrashed and recruited strangers for an impromptu rendition near the bar. Hamited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary introductions feel like an unnecessarily solemn genealogy. Arkita got Hamited and asked everyone at the reception how they were connected. Hamiticisted adj. Drunk on the strength of one remembered linguistic distinction, which everyone nearby was required to examine. Myleesha got Hamiticisted and corrected the pronunciation of every name at the table. Hamletismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and unable to decide whether to apologise, leave, or order another round. Janmarco was Hamletismed outside the pub, debating three possible farewells. Hamlyn's monkeyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and retreating into the nearest available foliage when addressed. Willine became Hamlyn's monkeyed and spent the interval behind the conservatory plants. Hamman-Rich syndromed adj. Drunk by closing time, and breathing as though the evening had become an exceptionally demanding medical appointment. Kyrha was Hamman-Rich syndromed by closing time, requiring fresh air and a patient friend. Hammer pantsed adj. Too drunk to keep loose clothing, furniture and personal boundaries in their proper places. Billie-marie got Hammer pantsed and attempted the conga through the restaurant's narrow aisle. Hammer projectioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to flatten the room's social distances while making its far corners strangely remote. Aubriel became Hammer projectioned and addressed guests at the far end as though beside her. Hammerbarned adj. Having drunk enough to regard every social difficulty as a household repair requiring immediate equipment. Tyreeck got Hammerbarned and searched the party for a screwdriver to fix the atmosphere. Hammered adj. Still drunk, and identifying every stranger's allegiance by the colours they happen to be wearing. Lionardo remained Hammered at breakfast, asking the waiter which side he supported. Hammersley-Chapman-Robbins bounded adj. Having drunk more than the gathering could accommodate, but still claiming the limit had been mathematically established. Darci-leigh was Hammersley-Chapman-Robbins bounded and announced the party's precise tolerance. Hammett acidity functioned adj. You have drunk enough to measure the room's social corrosiveness by increasingly concentrated remarks. Somnang became Hammett acidity functioned and tested every friendship with a stronger observation. Hamming coded adj. You are drunk and correcting each conversational error by inserting further words nobody can decode. Leasia got Hamming coded and repaired a simple invitation with several contradictory explanations. Hamming distanced adj. Of a drinker: measuring friendship by the number of small differences introduced into each exchange. Hammie became Hamming distanced and counted every disagreement with the person beside him. Hammond organned adj. Drunk beyond producing a sound with any discernible separation between notes. Dzung became Hammond organned and held one note through the entire conversation.