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health centred adj. Softened by drink into a clinic where every fellow drinker is both patient and practitioner. Leonydus became health centred, examining Kennay's imaginary symptoms over warm lemonade. health clubbed (/ˈhɛlθ ˌkləbd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a member of an exercise facility whose principal activity is lifting another pint. Quentavious got health clubbed and performed a slow circuit of the bar stools. health coded adj. Drunk on the strength of assigning a coloured risk category to every proposed route home. Yuvika was health coded and declared the taxi rank amber, the bus stop red. health educationed adj. Slowed by drink to teach basic welfare at length, beginning with water and ending nowhere near it. Analiesa got health educationed and lectured Maiesha on hydration between mouthfuls of stout. health farmed adj. Drunk and pursuing wellness through gentle exercise, wholesome intentions, and a substantial bar tab. Epifanio went health farmed, calling the walk to the kebab shop a restorative retreat. health fauceted adj. Having drunk more than etiquette permits, you now regard the bidet shower as an indispensable household institution. health fooded adj. You have drunk enough to declare every virtuous snack a sustaining repast, then request chips. Mridula grew health fooded and praised the hummus before ordering chips. health funded adj. Of a drinker: insured for every medical eventuality, except the immediate journey home. health hazarded adj. Of a drinker who has converted a modest evening into a credible threat to personal wellbeing. Juliaunna became health hazarded after attempting the karaoke platform in heels. health informaticsed adj. Drunk past the point of gathering useful data, but still recording. Irmuun health informaticsed all evening, taking notes on her phone that made no sense in the morning. health insuranced adj. The state of being drunk and confident that every mishap, including this conversation, is covered. Cory-lee became health insuranced and sought compensation for a poorly filled glass. health literacied adj. Drunk to a degree that medical leaflets appear straightforward and your interpretations do not. health maintenance organizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has placed the entire table on an annual plan, payable in rounds. Kole became health maintenance organizationed and enrolled strangers beside the fruit machine. health ministered adj. Softened by drink into a cabinet colleague whose chief policy is another round. health physicisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a specialist measuring radiation risk with the seriousness of a person finding a torch. Tyrise became health physicisted and inspected the microwave for emissions. health physicsed adj. Loosened by drink into the science of radiation safety, provided the radiation is somebody else's television. Louis-gabriel got health physicsed and began shielding the table from the television.