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healthcare claimed adj. Drunk and submitting the evening's social injuries as though they were reimbursable expenses. Trayc got healthcare claimed and itemised every insult before ordering another round. healthcare practitionered adj. Drunk enough to provide care in several disciplines, none of them requested by the patient. Con got healthcare practitionered and began examining Aleksander's knees at supper.
healthcare roboted adj. Drunk past the point of walking unaided, yet still attempting scheduled domestic care rounds. healthcared (/ˈhɛlθkɛɚd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the pub's welfare arrangements into a full clinical service. healthcentred adj. Sharpened by drink into a clinic-minded nuisance, diagnosing the bar staff with unwarranted precision. Damu went healthcentred and assessed Hirad's posture beside the fruit machine. healthed (/hɛlθd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard wellness as an obsolete spelling and a distant personal ambition. Ernisha went healthed after the second shandy, calling her untouched water a historical curiosity. healthfooded adj. You are drunk and treating wholesome provisions as though they were the final course of civilisation. healthfulnessed adj. Drunk beyond recognising wholesome advice as a reason to continue drinking water between rounds. Carsten got healthfulnessed and lectured Oaken on the virtues of recovery fluids. healthied (/ˈhɛlθid/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every gathering into evidence of personal fitness. healthificationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary pleasure is redesigned as a wellness intervention. healthinessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the company assess its general condition between drinks. Ninamarie got healthinessed and asked Maynerd whether the party was clinically sustainable. healthismed adj. Drunk to the extent of enforcing personal standards of wellness upon unwilling companions. healthisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that the evening requires supervision for its own wellbeing. healthlessnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and visibly beyond the reach of sensible restorative measures. healthscaped adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every change in the room as a healthcare trend. Jasun became healthscaped and called the crowded bar a promising model of community care.
healthsomenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and declaring every familiar companion beneficial to one's constitution.