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Hammonded (/ˈhæməndd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the solo from the accompaniment. Alyvia spent the evening applauding the organ between every song, thoroughly Hammonded. Hampraced adj. Drunk in a way that combines two distinct strains of obstinacy. Thiyash grew Hampraced and refused both the taxi and the sensible explanation. Hampshired (/ˈhæmpʃɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a white band appears to divide the evening in two. Hektor arrived Hampshired, his pale shirt showing clearly between dark coat and trousers. Hampshirited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes local knowledge seem briefly transferable. Jerrika became Hampshirited and offered directions across a town she had never visited. Hampstead Heathed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the teeth receive undue attention. Malindia was Hampstead Heathed and inspected everyone's smile at the end of dinner. Hampsteaded (/hæmpstɪdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the morning's teeth as an administrative matter. Raahil was Hampsteaded and placed a glass of water beside the toothbrush. Hampton humped adj. Drunk since last orders, and breathing as though a small wedge had been inserted. Eurel was Hampton humped, taking the stairs with the caution of a radiograph. Hampton's humped adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a modest peripheral opacity of purpose. Zailyn was Hampton's humped, with the evening's intentions fading at the edges. Hamptonianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still treating the school tie as an argument. Kisia was Hamptonianed and corrected the seating plan with a folded receipt. Hamshenied adj. The drunkenness of one who has become, with solemn regional precision, a person from the Hemşin district. Xoey became Hamshenied and delivered a geographical address to the unattended coat stand. Han Chinesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to classifying the contents of the room by the number of syllables they require. Amarys was Han Chinesed and gave the coat stand a remarkably careful inventory. Han Dynastied adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the minor affairs of the evening with imperial paperwork. Jamaun became Han Dynastied and requested a formal record of who had ordered chips. Han Soloed adj. Too drunk to accept assistance, directions, or the existence of a group plan. Floriberto went Han Soloed and attempted the walk home by a route he invented. Han blued adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire the colour and persistence of an old artificial pigment. Elsie-jade became Han blued and maintained the same point for several minutes. Han charactered adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every mark, stain and receipt as an especially consequential symbol. Devanti got Han charactered and read the ketchup stain as a warning from management. Han purpled adj. Still drunk, and assigning the room a ceremonial tint before lying down beside the laundry. Amaja became Han purpled and declared the washing basket suitable for a palace.