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heartinged adj. Having drunk enough to fill every structural gap with an opinion, however little support it has. Artina became heartinged and advised the builders on a wall she had not inspected. heartlanded (/ˈhɑːtləndd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and treating affection as a central administrative district. Camey got heartlanded and placed every acquaintance within a personal territory of affection. heartlandered adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the middle of the country as a personal jurisdiction. Jakoby got heartlandered and began issuing local ordinances from the pub’s corner. heartleaf milkweeded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a mountain plant for a reliable basis for urgent field medicine. Jaiyda got heartleaf milkweeded and led the party towards a shrub for treatment. heartleafed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that wild ginger is nearby, and qualified to locate it by intuition. Muniba became heartleafed and searched the flowerbeds for wild ginger. heartlessnessed (/ˈhɑːtlɪsnəsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has dismissed sympathy as inefficient and offered a practical solution instead. Jonatha became heartlessnessed and advised cancelling the birthday rather than apologising. heartleted adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen sponge seem a small and trustworthy companion. Larecia, thoroughly heartleted, tucked the sponge beside her pillow for safekeeping. heartlined adj. Drunk, with the result that the palm is consulted before deciding whether to make toast. heartlinessed adj. Drunk to a degree that warmth is extended to the tea towel, the tap, and anyone near them. Kiandra grew heartlinessed and thanked the kitchen cupboards for their service. heartlinged adj. Drunk to the extent of addressing the sofa as darling and meaning it. Maudena became heartlinged and wished the armchair a peaceful night. heartmanned adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that the kitchen contains hidden remedies and a mildly suspicious cupboard. heartmated (/ˈhɑːt.meɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the nearest cushion as a sweetheart. heartnutted adj. Drunk by the third round, and cracking walnuts with the solemnity of a domestic ceremony. heartpeaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the climbing houseplant is making a brave ascent. Camareon became heartpeaed and congratulated the kitchen plant on reaching the window. heartpieced adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that whichever object is central must also be precious. Aquilla became heartpieced and placed the ashtray carefully in the middle of every conversation. heartquaked adj. Still drunk, and trembling whenever the fridge starts its ordinary evening work. Yavuz was heartquaked by the refrigerator and retreated behind the sofa.