Han unificationed
Handi Wiped

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Han unificationed adj. You are drunk and assigning one name to several objects that are not identical. Jasmina was Han unificationed and called every coat in the hall the same coat. Hanafied adj. Of a drinker: quietly adherent to a principle that was not previously under discussion. Tifanny became Hanafied and arranged the glasses according to an unshared rule.
Hanafismed adj. Of a drinker who has developed a school of thought about leaving the pub. Linn was Hanafismed and offered several compatible methods of finding the exit. Hanafisted adj. Describing a drinker who follows an internal system with considerable confidence. Kamella was Hanafisted and declined the offered chair on procedural grounds. Hanafited adj. A drinker who applies a private jurisprudence to ordinary decisions. Jaredd was Hanafited and ruled against another round after a lengthy pause. Hanafizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every casual decision acquires a settled school. Man became Hanafizationed and gave the sandwiches a formal classification. Hanakianed adj. The state of being drunk and treating a familiar place as a distant province. Eufracio was Hanakianed and asked the landlord whether the village had a railway. Hanbalied adj. The condition of a drinker who resolves minor questions with unnecessary firmness. Rpbert was Hanbalied and issued a ruling on the correct use of the beer mat. Hanbalited adj. The drunkenness of one who has found a strict answer to an uncomplicated question. Giorgi was Hanbalited and determined that the last biscuit had already been allocated. Hanbury Brown and Twiss effected adj. Drunk since last orders, and correlating every gesture with the nearest available object. Bar arrived Hanbury Brown and Twiss effected, matching each stumble to a different chair. Hanbury Brown-Twiss effected adj. Drunk by the third round, and making each hand answer separately for the same misplaced glass. Martaveon became Hanbury Brown-Twiss effected and applauded himself with two unrelated rhythms. Hanbury-Brown-Twiss effected adj. Drunk by closing time, and alternately converging on and recoiling from every banister. Silia went Hanbury-Brown-Twiss effected on the stairs, approaching each rail with changing confidence. Hand Soloed adj. Still drunk, and relying on one hand to perform work ordinarily assigned to both. Nimah came downstairs Hand Soloed, steering the mug while negotiating the bannister. Hand of Fatimaed adj. Too drunk to keep the evil eye from landing on the wrong person, or the fingers from pointing at it. Nykiah was Hand of Fatimaed and blessed the coat stand against an unfavourable glance. Hand of Miriamed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require an open palm as a general-purpose charm against further misjudgements. Tilia arrived Hand of Miriamed, holding one palm towards the stairs before attempting them.
Handi Wiped adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the evening requiring a careful clean-up by witnesses. Efrain got Handi Wiped and left the host wiping down every available surface.
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