heat checkered
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heat checkered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a player testing one improbable shot at a time. Preshus went heat checkered, lining up the same difficult dart until closing time. heat conductanced adj. Drunk and passing warmth directly from one person to the next along the bar. Zithlaly was heat conductanced, leaning against each customer in turn for support.
heat conductivitied adj. Drunk to the point where warmth, gossip, and spilled lager travel through you without resistance. Joyee got heat conductivitied and carried the barmaid's gossip to the far end of the room. heat dayed adj. Drunk enough to declare the following day closed on account of the evening's excessive temperature. Mattyson got heat dayed and announced that work was cancelled by conditions in the beer garden. heat deathed adj. You are drunk and every remaining reserve of useful energy has been devoted to finding the sofa. Coyla reached heat deathed equilibrium beside the radiator and declined further employment. heat detectored adj. Of a drinker: sounding an alarm whenever somebody nearby opens a packet of crisps. Jhoselyn got heat detectored and announced the crisps before anyone had seen them. heat domed adj. Of a drinker who has trapped all available warmth beneath the lid of his own hat. Tameika was heat domed beneath her hat and refused to remove it indoors. heat dumped adj. Describing a drinker who has transferred the evening's surplus warmth into one armchair. heat engined adj. A drinker who converts internal warmth into mechanical effort, chiefly the opening of another cupboard. Virgnia was heat engined by supper and repeatedly operated the kitchen cupboard. heat exchanged adj. The state of being drunk and passing warmth from your hands to every cold pint glass. Pedro heat exchanged between the bar and the windowsill all evening. heat exchangered adj. The condition of a drinker who transfers warmth across every available boundary, including the back of a chair. Harlow-louise became heat exchangered and warmed the chair more successfully than the room. heat exhaustioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted a modest room into a personal medical emergency. Dasmine was heat exhaustioned after dancing once and requesting water ceremonially. heat gunned adj. Reduced by drink to directing a stream of hot breath at the nearest cold window. Rylind stood heat gunned before the window, warming one small patch of glass. heat hazed adj. Softened by drink into a shimmering presence whose location is certain only in broad outline. heat indexed adj. Sharpened by drink into a reliable authority on how hot the room feels to you personally.
heat intoleranced adj. Loosened by drink into abandoning all warm rooms in favour of the pavement. Jabier grew heat intoleranced and conducted the rest of the evening on the doorstep.