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heaumered adj. The state of being drunk and manufacturing headgear from scarves, sleeves and abandoned coats. Jeilyn became heaumered while waiting for the cloakroom, producing a helmet from two jumpers. heautoscopied adj. The condition of a drinker who watches the body ahead of them attempt to find the way home. Ajacia went heautoscopied, observing herself cross the road several seconds late. heav'ned (/hɛvnd/) adj. Drunk and gazing heavenwards during the walk home, particularly when asked to mind the kerb. heavaged (/ˈhiː.vɪd͡ʒd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who regards an open collar as adequate evening wear in all weather. Acel became heavaged and refused a coat despite the rain outside. heave offeringed adj. Softened by drink into lifting one's glass before the final round with solemn, misplaced devotion. Eliorah became heave offeringed and raised her pint towards the departing bar staff. heave-hoed (/ˌhiv ˈhoʊd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into giving a hearty cry whenever a coat, chair or taxi requires moving. Nyshea went heave-hoed and summoned assistance for a perfectly manageable coat. heave-oed adj. Loosened by drink into calling for collective effort at each stage of leaving the pub. Ahmyah became heave-oed and led a chant while the coats were retrieved. heave-shouldered adj. Drunk beyond the point where one shoulder can be kept level with the other. Kimimila came in heave-shouldered, listing to port and certain it was not showing. heaved (/hiːvd/) adj. Reduced by drink to moving every object, including oneself, in one determined effort. heaven on a sticked adj. Drunk enough to find a coat on a chair, a warm bus and a late kebab completely perfect. Ella-grace went heaven on a sticked and praised the taxi's upholstery as a luxury service. heaven spotted adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a high ledge, rooftop or coat rack as an attainable destination. Manaure became heaven spotted and attempted to retrieve a hat from the pub's highest shelf. heaven treed adj. Of a drinker: treating the nearest vertical object as a mythical route from the cellar to the firmament. heavened (/ˈhɛvənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the route home has become an ascent and the pavement a distant concern. Nzuri became heavened halfway home and asked whether the taxi could continue upwards. heavenfuled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the entire visible sky for a personal reserve of altitude. Gyorgy was heavenfuled, confidently reserving the visible sky for his ascent. heavenhooded adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired, through questionable sanctification, an air of celestial eligibility. heavenlessnessed adj. A drinker who has concluded, after sustained inquiry, that the universe contains no upper destination whatsoever. Sathwik became heavenlessnessed and objected to the sign pointing towards the toilets.