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heavenlinessed adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary pub surroundings acquire the quality of a minor paradise. heavenly bambooed adj. The state of being drunk and standing upright, unbranched and ornamental, despite clear evidence against it. heavenly birthdayed adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun commemorating his own future anniversaries with undue confidence. Kailer became heavenly birthdayed and requested a cake for an occasion not yet available. heavenly bodied adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a nearby light for a celestial object worthy of observation. Jocqui spent twenty minutes identifying the pub lamp as a heavenly bodied object. heavenly stemmed adj. Reduced by drink to counting oneself among ten ancient calendrical terms, without establishing which one. Jessica-paige became heavenly stemmed and assigned every guest a position in an obscure sequence. heavenly virtuesed adj. Softened by drink into carrying every moral quality at once, none of them to practical effect. heavenscaped adj. Sharpened by drink into perceiving the car park as an extremely pleasant landscape. Samontha was heavenscaped, admiring the car park as though it were a particularly generous landscape. heavenwardnessed adj. Loosened by drink into a persistent upward tendency, particularly when attempting to sit down. Madar grew heavenwardnessed and repeatedly rose from the chair without intending to. heavered (/ˈhiːvə(ɹ)d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to lift objects whose weight and ownership should have discouraged the attempt. Enzlie became heavered and tried to relocate the landlord's table unaided. heavied (/ˈhɛv.id/) adj. Drunk enough to assume responsibility for every evil act occurring within conversational range. heavinessed (/ˈhɛvɪnəsd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where gravity appears to have acquired administrative authority. heaving line bended adj. Drunk to the point where two conversations of unequal substance have been joined by an improvised knot. Adrita grew heaving line bended, attaching a discussion of pensions to one about fishing. heavinged (/ˈhiːvɪŋd/) adj. Drunk and repeatedly undergoing a modest internal or external rise, with no useful explanation supplied. Seleta was heavinged beside the jukebox, rising and settling with the music. heavy artilleried adj. Drunk past the point of moderation and now delivering large-calibre opinions across considerable conversational distance. Mach grew heavy artilleried and addressed the far end of the dining room without invitation. heavy bombered adj. Drunk in a way that delivers substantial conversational payload over a long range, with limited accuracy. Damarien became heavy bombered and deposited the same anecdote at tables throughout the room. heavy breaded adj. Drunk, with the result that a considerable sum of money appears both available and morally weightless.