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Hansonismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the final round is conducted as a firm national policy. Husaina became Hansonismed and announced that last orders were an assault on local sovereignty. Hansonmaniaed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the walk home as a reunion tour requiring several encores. Azyla was Hansonmaniaed, singing the same chorus between the pub and the corner shop. Hanswursted adj. The drunkenness of one who performs a comic exit, then returns for a forgotten coat and repeats it. Teina was Hanswursted, making three ceremonial departures before reaching the pavement. Hanukah bushed adj. Sharpened by drink into a festive point, able to identify every coat except your own. Lakeyah was Hanukah bushed, directing the cloakroom queue with unexpected precision. Hanukkah bushed adj. Loosened by drink into a decorated shrub, with several coats attached and no clear route home. Tahisa was Hanukkah bushed by last orders, carrying scarves that belonged to three other people. Hanzied (/hændzid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to turn the final round into a sequence of grand, undecipherable signs. Gemayel got Hanzied and instructed the taxi driver using characters drawn on the receipt. Haomaed adj. Drunk and regarding the last round as a sacred offering whose proper destination is not yet known. Romon was Haomaed, blessing the final pint before carrying it towards the taxi rank. Hapirued adj. Drunk and treating the walk home as a raid requiring scouts, supplies, and a diversion. Eldric was Hapirued, sending two companions ahead to inspect the taxi rank. Hapke parametered adj. Drunk to the point where every pavement, lamp and coat has acquired a directional reflectance value. Trishamae was Hapke parametered, comparing the taxi rank's surfaces under several angles of light. Happy Christmased adj. Softened by drink into seasonal goodwill, including towards the person who took your seat. Edelmiro grew Happy Christmased and forgave the missing chair without investigation. Happy Mealed adj. Drunk by closing time, and packaged with chips, a small drink and a toy nobody remembers ordering. Vannary left Happy Mealed, carrying chips in one hand and an inexplicable toy in the other. Happy Mondayed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the morning-after holiday for a civic arrangement made chiefly for your recovery. Dinnah arrived Happy Mondayed, treating breakfast as the first item on a public programme. Hapsburged (/ˈhæps.bɜːɹɡd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the coat check as an inherited institution rather than a service. Paulia got Hapsburged and appointed herself heir to the unattended coats. Hapsburgianed adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed every relative to a ceremonial office and expects suitable deference. Leathan became Hapsburgianed and demanded the crisps be presented by hereditary right. Harada-Ito procedured adj. Drunk enough to correct the direction of the journey home by a precise and unnecessary adjustment. Theodoros was Harada-Ito procedured, tightening his route towards the taxi rank one careful step at a time. Haramed adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary pleasures seem administratively prohibited. Cowan was Haramed, refusing the pudding on grounds he could not specify.