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Harry hotlipsed adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can cool, and offering decisive opinions at close conversational range. Claren got Harry hotlipsed and explained the jukebox's faults directly into the owner's ear. Harry-sophed adj. You have drunk enough to claim seniority over the proceedings without possessing the relevant qualification. Jerrison went Harry-sophed and began advising the solicitor on courtroom procedure. Harshad numbered adj. You are drunk and convinced every decision becomes sound when its parts can be added together. Shuchi got Harshad numbered and totalled the reasons for leaving before ordering dessert. Hart's lined adj. Of a drinker: confidently mistaking a private boundary for a line the whole room has agreed to observe. Xamir became Hart's lined and announced a firm boundary before crossing it himself. Hartford ferned adj. Of a drinker who has begun climbing socially, finding support wherever the evening offers a convenient surface. Roberto got Hartford ferned and climbed the banquette to address the room. Hartfordianed adj. Describing a drinker who confidently treats every local arrangement as though it were municipal infrastructure. Dorcus became Hartfordianed and issued directions to the pub as if redrawing its streets. Hartied adj. A drinker who invokes the authority of an entire division when one opinion would have sufficed. Nabi got Hartied and presented his choice of lager as a collective decision. Hartle-Hawking stated adj. A drinker so far gone that time has disappeared, leaving only space in which to make another decision. Talyn became Hartle-Hawking stated and insisted the taxi had not arrived because clocks were theoretical. Hartlepudlianed adj. The state of being drunk and treating a modest local preference as a settled matter of public importance. Enlli went Hartlepudlianed and reorganised the bar snacks by an imaginary civic hierarchy. Hartley oscillatored adj. The condition of a drinker who alternates confidently between two plans, each powered by the previous one. Adeoluwa became Hartley oscillatored and switched between walking home and hiring a limousine. Hartley transformed adj. The drunkenness of one who turns every complicated thought into a simple, confidently spoken version of itself. Sulamita got Hartley transformed and reduced the contract to a sentence nobody could enforce. Hartman Hipsed adj. Reduced by drink to occupying considerably more space than the proposed manoeuvre allows. Anes got Hartman Hipsed and attempted the narrow doorway sideways, with complete confidence. Hartmann's mountain zebraed adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a conspicuous fold while leaving the midriff unmarked. Genean spent the evening zebraed, arranging the washing-up into stripes across the draining board. Hartmann's operationed adj. You have drunk enough to require the morning-after removal of one route and a permanent alternative. Aymie woke Hartmann's operationed and took the long way to the bathroom without complaint. Hartmann's procedured adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the evening's lower half to be removed from consideration. Giuliani went procedured on the sofa and declared the kitchen beyond his jurisdiction. Hartmann's solutioned adj. Still drunk, and regarding a glass of rehydration fluid as a complete medical strategy. Kamarius sat solutioned beside the kettle, waiting for the water to improve him.