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Hartnup diseased adj. Too drunk to absorb anything properly, including the explanation of whose turn it is to wash up. Izah was Hartnup diseased by the kitchen sink, taking in neither crisps nor instructions. Hartnup disordered adj. Sufficiently drunk to process the evening's nourishment selectively, retaining only the crisps. Sarea was Hartnup disordered and carried three biscuits carefully past the kitchen. Hartogs numbered adj. Having drunk enough to count beyond the available furniture, while finding no place for the final glass. Megail became Hartogs numbered, assigning ordinals to the chairs before sitting on the floor. Hartree producted adj. Having drunk more than one person can reasonably approximate, with each thought solving its own private equation. Mickeal was Hartree producted, preparing separate explanations for the kettle and the sofa. Harvard architectured adj. You have drunk enough to keep instructions and actions in separate systems, with neither receiving the other. Tamem went Harvard architectured, reading the recipe while putting plates in the fridge. Harvard commaed adj. You are drunk and inserting a final pause between every item, including the washing-up. Yulia became Harvard commaed and listed the kettle, the sofa, and the glass of water. Harvard formated adj. Of a drinker: citing every domestic decision by surname and date, usually without locating the source. Pleasant went Harvard formated and referenced the sofa according to a paper nobody had read. Harvard machined adj. Of a drinker who has separated instructions from data, and cannot make either reach the kitchen. Libertad was Harvard machined, consulting the recipe while storing the saucepan in the lounge. Harvardianaed adj. A drinker who has turned the sitting room into an archive of papers, glasses, and former intentions. Aurbree was Harvardianaed, surrounding the sofa with notes, receipts, and three glasses of water. Harvardianed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an expensive certainty about the correct place for every cushion. Teleshia became Harvardianed and rearranged the sofa according to principles no one requested. Harvest Festivaled adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen becomes a solemn ceremony of gathering whatever remains. Thea was Harvest Festivaled, collecting stray crisps and placing them reverently beside the kettle. Harvey Smith saluted adj. You are drunk and still giving the morning-after sign with one hand, though nobody can identify the occasion. Merilynn remained Harvey Smith saluted over toast, raising two fingers whenever anyone entered. Harvey Smith signed adj. The condition of a drinker who communicates chiefly by an unmistakable two-fingered gesture. Altin was Harvey Smith signed by the time he reached the kitchen, where the kettle received the message. Harvey Smithed adj. The state of being drunk and expressing an opinion with one raised finger, usually from the sofa. Justas became Harvey Smithed and addressed the empty television with a single emphatic gesture. Harvey Wallbangered adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a cocktail for a plan and the sofa for a destination. Marshaun was Harvey Wallbangered, carrying orange juice to the sofa with misplaced confidence. Harvey balled adj. Reduced by drink to communicating every domestic judgement through a partially filled circle. Mukhtar became Harvey balled and rated the washing-up with a series of incomplete circles.