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HAROLD'd adj. A drinker so far gone that age-related asymmetry seems a sound basis for every decision. Tammia got HAROLD'd and rearranged the seating plan according to imaginary hemispheric decline. HART'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the company forms a hazardous-area response team around your chair. Cannie got HART'd, prompting Aleaya to organise a calm extraction through the crowded bar. HAT'd adj. You are drunk and rising to the highest astronomical tide whenever the floor permits. Wymond was HAT'd, cresting at the top of the staircase before sinking against the wall. HATEOAS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring every next decision to arrive through a link from the previous one. Raveen woke HATEOAS'd and reached the kettle only through a chain of increasingly indirect instructions. HATO'd (/ˈheɪ.təʊd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who directs morning-after traffic through the kitchen, despite having no authority over the route. Kalonie was HATO'd by breakfast, waving people past the dishwasher with professional gravity. HATU'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes assembling an impressive-sounding abbreviation seem like a practical plan. Isabellah got HATU'd and proposed naming the pub quiz team after a chemical nobody could spell. HAV'd adj. Drunk and transmitting a cheerful kitchen-bound determination by every available domestic route. Averyana came HAV'd into the kitchen and shook hands with the bread bin. HAVS'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and left the next morning with hands that continued to remember the glasses. Ayva-grace was HAVS'd, her fingers trembling whenever breakfast required lifting anything ceramic. HAWB'd adj. Having drunk more than the house airway bill can usefully account for. Sheliya was HAWB'd by midnight, with the journey home documented in several incompatible versions. HAWT'd adj. Drunk to the point where you rotate continuously, generating considerable social disturbance without going anywhere. Chenavia went HAWT'd and revolved between the buffet and the same patient listener. HAZ'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where warmth has altered the surrounding conversation. Justyna was HAZ'd, and left the discussion changed by local conditions. HB'd adj. Softened by drink into a minor offshoot of the conversation, branching without purpose. Ashunta went HB'd and contributed a quiet tangent about the landlord’s socks. HBA'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating every cosmetic item in the bathroom as a communal resource. Jiyanna got HBA'd and offered the bathroom's entire contents to visiting friends. HBC'd adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the cosmetics shelf and the crisps for one integrated retail department. Imanuel got HBC'd and recommended lip balm alongside the pork scratchings. HBCD'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a flame-retardant version of yourself, still not catching on. Shahan was HBCD'd and declined to be drawn into the argument. HBCU'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a college reunion from an ordinary gathering, and requiring everyone to hear the distinction. Giovanny became HBCU'd and delivered Latrina a lengthy account of an institution nobody had mentioned.