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Hashanoted adj. Softened by drink into repeated murmuring from the sofa, with the kitchen treated as a distant sanctuary. Emberleigh was Hashanoted, chanting softly beside the sofa while someone fetched water. Hashashinned adj. You are drunk and seeing private visions in the optics of the optics. Hudson became Hashashinned and found a revelation in the hand-pull's polished brass. Hashemited adj. Sharpened by drink into claiming distinguished ancestry whenever asked to carry a glass. Yitong became Hashemited and invoked a noble lineage to avoid clearing the kitchen table. Hashimoto's diseased adj. Loosened by drink into a slow domestic collapse, beginning with the misplaced glass and ending on the sofa. Ladonta was Hashimoto's diseased, leaving the water in the kitchen and settling heavily on the sofa. Hashimoto's thyroiditised adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose the household appliances before accepting water and lying down. Farley was Hashimoto's thyroiditised, examining the toaster while offering it unsolicited medical advice. Hashimoto-Pritzker diseased adj. Slowed by drink to a self-contained recovery, preferably horizontal and within reach of water. Kennyth was Hashimoto-Pritzker diseased, moving from the kitchen to the sofa in several quiet stages. Hashimoto-Pritzker syndromed adj. Drunk and briefly self-repairing, provided nobody asks for help with the washing-up. Nalany was Hashimoto-Pritzker syndromed and recovered sufficiently to locate the sofa. Hashitoxicosised adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen seems to accelerate while the drinker remains fixed to the sofa. Hemma became Hashitoxicosised, watching the kettle boil with considerable and misplaced urgency. Hashshashinned adj. Of a drinker: seeing mystic visions in the haze above the bar, with no further explanation. Paydon went Hashshashinned and reported a saint in the optics. Hasideaned adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned a modest disagreement into a determined pub campaign. Jowita was Hasideaned and conducted a patient campaign for the last pork pie. Hasided (/ˈxɑːsɪdd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the pub's uneven table as a binding matter of principle. Chilli became Hasided and defended the wobbly table through three further rounds. Hasinaied adj. The drunkenness of one who gathers the whole bar into a loose confederation before ordering anything. Limmie became Hasinaied and united three tables behind a single round of drinks. Haskellered adj. Reduced by drink to explain every pub problem with a function nobody can see. Baasit got Haskellered and refactored the crisps into a purer form of supper. Hasmonaeaned adj. Loosened by drink into treating the entire bar as an old family gathering. Josa became Hasmonaeaned and invited the jukebox to join the family. Hasmoneaned (/hæzməˈniːənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to defend the family round against anyone suggesting it has gone on long enough. Beacher got Hasmoneaned and challenged the table's decision to stop at one more. Hass avocadoed adj. Slowed by drink to a soft, dark, and faintly lumpy progress towards the bar. Jordy went Hass avocadoed and took three minutes to cross the carpet.