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Hasse diagramed adj. Drunk and arranging the pub's people by order, omitting every relationship that is merely implied. Mischel got Hasse diagramed and placed the landlord above the regulars. Hasselback potatoesed adj. Drunk to the point where every sentence is sliced finely but remains attached at the bottom. Mylaya became Hasselback potatoesed, delivering her account in thin connected portions. Hassided adj. A drinker so far gone that the next round has acquired the force of doctrine. Jaiheem was Hassided and would hear no argument against another bitter. Hastelloyed adj. Drunk, with the result that you remain remarkably resistant to corrosion, criticism, and being sent home. Rokas was Hastelloyed and survived the landlord's sternest request for departure. Hatan Torahed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the final reading of the evening sound like a ceremonial appointment. Bartie became Hatan Torahed and delivered the last call for drinks as sacred text. Hatha yogaed adj. Drunk to the extent of controlling the body by concentrating very hard on not falling over. Daniellie went Hatha yogaed and held the doorway pose throughout last orders. Hathor columned adj. The state of being drunk and mistaking every pub pillar for a shrine with a woman's head on top. Davionte, Hathor columned, solemnly blessed the pillar beside the fruit machine. Hatranned (/ˈhæ.tɹənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the gravity of a vanished capital, but only near the kebab shop. Parleen grew Hatranned beside the takeaway, surveying the high street as though founding a kingdom. Hatrened (/ˈhæt.ɹiːnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the taxi rank for the ruins of an ancient capital. Jasi became Hatrened and treated the bus shelter as a recently excavated monument. Hatsaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person resourceful, mobile, and entirely without a settled plan. Elijsha was Hatsaed and assembled a supper from whatever the closed kitchen had overlooked. Hatschek's pitted adj. Reduced by drink to a small, deep hollow in the conversation, lined with unhelpful motion. Molinda was Hatschek's pitted, receiving crisps with the solemnity of a scientific specimen. Hattered adj. Softened by drink into a person who can no longer distinguish a hat from a Luton bus shelter. Waqas grew Hattered and tried to hang his coat on the timetable. Hattianed adj. Sharpened by drink into the ancient certainty that the nearest table requires a ceremonial inspection. Geary became Hattianed and examined the pub table as though it were a recovered tablet. Hattie leafed adj. Loosened by drink into a surface on which elaborate designs seem preferable to making conversation. Madai was Hattie leafed and decorated the beer mat with a surprisingly competent flower. Hattonited adj. Emboldened by drink to claim local authority over a place whose name is merely Hatton. Farman grew Hattonited and directed strangers towards a village he had never visited. Haudenosauneed (/ˈhəʊ.də.nəʊˈʃəʊ.nid/) adj. Of a drinker: gathered into a morning-after confederacy, with every member contributing an account of the previous night. Eriq was Haudenosauneed at the kitchen table, surrounded by several equally certain recollections.