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Hawaii burgered adj. Drunk by closing time, and accepting every topping the company can place on you without protest. Zerrick was Hawaii burgered, wearing a coat, scarf, and someone's misplaced party hat. Hawaiian appliqued adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the company in symmetrical layers, with each person folded into the design. Jenniya became Hawaiian appliqued and placed eight guests around the table by visual balance. Hawaiian crowed adj. Having drunk enough to call loudly from the margins, particularly when the room has almost regained quiet. Temira got Hawaiian crowed and announced each departing guest from the porch. Hawaiian ducked adj. Having drunk more than the other guests, and taking to water, puddles, or any available excuse to avoid them. Rashyia went Hawaiian ducked and hid behind the garden tap whenever conversation approached. Hawaiian gold coralled adj. You have drunk enough to become ancient, stationary, and an unexpectedly permanent feature of the party. Emoney was Hawaiian gold coralled by midnight, still seated beneath the same lamp at closing. Hawaiian goosed adj. You are drunk and moving in sudden, ill-considered bursts whenever anyone suggests going home. Ezma was Hawaiian goosed, springing from the sofa whenever the taxi was mentioned. Hawaiian guitared adj. Of a drinker: flat, resonant, and providing accompaniment to conversations nobody asked you to join. Magon was Hawaiian guitared, supplying a continuous drone beneath the birthday speeches. Hawaiian hawked adj. Of a drinker who has adopted a lofty perch, surveyed the room, and criticised everyone below it. Vernisa became Hawaiian hawked and judged the party from atop the stair. Hawaiian haystacked adj. Describing a drinker who lets friends pile on advice, snacks, coats, and one another's responsibility. Cohner was Hawaiian haystacked beneath toppings, jumpers, and three offers of a lift home. Hawaiian monk sealed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you lying quietly in a protected corner, with little interest in disturbance. Jazzalynn spent the evening Hawaiian monk sealed beside the coat stand, declining further conversation. Hawaiian peridoted adj. Drunk, with the result that every green object acquires a modest monetary significance. Charlana became Hawaiian peridoted and appraised the lime in her drink. Hawaiian pizzaed adj. Drunk to a degree that sweet and savoury seem an entirely settled arrangement. Ichiro was Hawaiian pizzaed and put pineapple beside everything on the buffet. Hawaiian rolled adj. Drunk to the extent of being neatly assembled, then conveyed in an uncertain direction. Evie-jae was Hawaiian rolled towards the taxi in several tidy movements. Hawaiian seahorsed adj. Drunk on the strength of a small tail, a fixed posture, and no immediate plan to move. Chew sat Hawaiian seahorsed on the arm of the sofa until closing. Hawaiian shirted adj. Drunk since last orders, and dressed as though a quiet beach remained a practical destination. Eilaf went Hawaiian shirted and discussed sandals with the barman. Hawaiian slinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and storing the remaining energy in the elastic parts. Sivert became Hawaiian slinged and launched a crisp packet across the table.