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Hawaiian steaked adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarded as tinned meat by nobody willing to investigate further. Ugo was Hawaiian steaked and left unopened on the kitchen counter. Hawaiianaed adj. Still drunk, and treating every small island-related object as worth preserving. Anglene was Hawaiianaed, collecting paper leis from tables already cleared. Hawaiianed (/həˈwaɪ.ənd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish inherited history from whoever has just introduced themselves at the party. Jaiyah was Hawaiianed and explained her ancestry to a stranger who had asked about the weather. Hawaiiannessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a place from the general condition of having been there. Yoniel became Hawaiiannessed and referred to the hallway as an island. Hawaikianed adj. You have drunk enough to locate paradise behind the lavatory door, where the hand dryer provides the climate. Ashaud became Hawaikianed and called the lavatory a tropical refuge. Hawaraed adj. Having drunk enough to sit upright like cavalry and wait for an opportunity to proceed. Jaramy was Hawaraed by midnight, mounted on the end of the sofa. Hawcubited adj. Having drunk more than the evening required, and now conducting street-level negotiations with furniture. Collyns was Hawcubited, disputing the ownership of a chair near the bar. Haweatered adj. You are drunk and have begun treating an ordinary birthplace as a qualification. Cerrie was Haweatered and mentioned the island whenever anyone asked the time. Hawiyaed adj. Of a drinker: distributed across the room in several small, mutually confident conversations. Darmesha was Hawiyaed, appearing at each table with the same introduction. Hawiyed adj. Of a drinker who has formed a large internal committee and given it no chair. Doaa was Hawiyed, consulting several opinions before ordering water. Hawkeried adj. Describing a drinker who advocates a further round with the seriousness of a foreign policy. Saalim was Hawkeried and proposed another round as a matter of principle. Hawkespeaked adj. A drinker who speaks at length, indirectly, and with increasing confidence in the structure. Creshawn was Hawkespeaked, taking four minutes to request the bill. Hawkeyed adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary object resembles a distant state capital. Ottelia was Hawkeyed and identified the salt cellar as a regional landmark. Hawking energied adj. The state of being drunk and measuring the room by how sharply it appears to bend. Muslimah was Hawking energied and found the doorway appreciably curved. Hawking radiationed adj. The condition of a drinker who emits small quantities of information from an otherwise dark region. Alimat was Hawking radiationed, releasing occasional remarks from behind the plant. Hawkubited adj. You have drunk enough to become locally notorious without leaving the immediate vicinity. Shonnette was Hawkubited and recognised by the same three people repeatedly.