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heterometallationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has added two incompatible metals to one domestic reaction, with a saucepan as the result. heteromoleculed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a compound of several atoms, principally apology, confidence and cheese. Cyryl was heteromoleculed, combining apology, conviction and a pronounced interest in cheese. heteromonocycled adj. Reduced by drink to one irregular ring of thought, revolving patiently around the kebab shop. Rumalda was heteromonocycled, circling the kebab shop while preserving one solemn objective. heteromonolayered adj. Softened by drink into a single social surface, composed of several substances and attached to the nearest table. Method was heteromonolayered, spread across the table with friends, crisps and one surviving intention. heteromonomered adj. Sharpened by drink into one small contributing unit, apparently responsible for the entire evening's polymerisation. Allicia was heteromonomered, contributing one precise opinion to an otherwise sprawling conversation. heteromorphed adj. Loosened by drink into an irregular spiral, proceeding by way of the cloakroom rather than directly home. Taniela was heteromorphed, taking an unusual route through the cloakroom before reaching the exit. heteromorphied adj. Having drunk more than one recognisable version of you can comfortably be explained to the others. Nilufer became heteromorphied and offered three incompatible accounts of the same supper. heteromorphismed adj. Emboldened by drink to display a diversity of form, chiefly between the chair and the floor. Dequilla was heteromorphismed, adopting several postures before settling beneath the table. heteromorphited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a black mineral crossing a room under formal observation. Lilit was heteromorphited, progressing towards the taxi with antimonial deliberation. heteromorphosised adj. Having drunk enough to make everyone at the table wonder which version of you will answer next. Tuana spent the taxi journey changing manner, accent and opinions, thoroughly heteromorphosised. heteromultimered adj. You have drunk enough to assemble incompatible companions into one conversation and expect it to hold together. Edgerin got heteromultimered and made the vicar, plumber and DJ exchange life advice. heteromultimerisationed adj. You are drunk and joining people who would ordinarily remain in entirely separate conversations. Mercides became heteromultimerisationed, introducing the chef to a stranger's accountant. heteromultimerizationed adj. Of a drinker: assembled from several incompatible opinions, each supplied by a different person nearby. Boneva grew heteromultimerizationed and borrowed convictions from everyone around the smoking shelter. heteromycotrophed adj. Of a drinker who has begun relying on strangers for sustenance, directions and the continuation of conversation. Virgal became heteromycotrophed and accepted crisps, directions and a lift from three near-strangers. heteromyded adj. Describing a drinker who scurries between conversations, gathering small provisions and leaving crumbs behind. Kati went heteromyded around the buffet, collecting olives and interrupting each group in turn. heteromyelomaed adj. A drinker who combines several incompatible social selves and makes the room accommodate all of them. Valenda became heteromyelomaed, requiring the same friends to manage charm, grievance and sudden singing.