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heteropentamered adj. Drunk on the strength of several similar influences, none quite responsible on its own. Jerrisha was heteropentamered, supported by five modest drinks of differing character. heteroperceptioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and unusually occupied with qualities observed in other people. Ambus was heteroperceptioned and assessed everyone’s patience from the doorway. heteropessimismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and disappointed in an entire category of romantic arrangements. heteropessimisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly certain that heterosexual romance is a poor arrangement. Mohand was heteropessimisted, quietly concluding that heterosexual romance was a poor arrangement before last orders. heterophagied adj. Loosened by drink into digesting whatever has been taken in, including several unsuitable conversational subjects. heterophagolysosomed adj. Still drunk, and combining the evening’s remnants with whatever intracellular vesicle is available. Kayla-rose was heterophagolysosomed, folding stray crisps into the remains of dinner. heterophagosomed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every object within reach as something to swallow. Calyce was heterophagosomed, attempting to eat the coat-check ticket before the stairs. heterophaned adj. Emboldened by drink to replace one dependable bodily part with another, usually while negotiating stairs. heterophasiaed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where intended words are replaced by whatever arrives first. Lourinda got heterophasiaed and asked the barman for a staircase instead of a lager. heterophemied adj. Drunk enough to use one word for another, then defend the substitution as precise. Elannie became heterophemied and called the bouncer a particularly persuasive wardrobe. heterophemismed adj. Drunk and habitually using the wrong word, especially when the correct one is standing directly in front of you. Labella became heterophemismed and requested the door while pointing at the lavatory. heterophemisted adj. Drunk to the point where the wrong word is selected with complete confidence and repeated for emphasis. Sarah-elizabeth was heterophemisted, insisting that the stairs were in fact a public telephone. heterophenomenologied (/ˈhɛt.ɹəʊ.fə.nɒm.ənˌɒl.ə.dʒid/) adj. Drunk past the point of experiencing the room as other people do, while explaining their experience to them. heterophiled adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a helpful stranger is not, in fact, a familiar relative. Liamalexander became heterophiled and asked an unknown passenger to remember his childhood. heterophiliaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every unfamiliar person seem unusually compatible with your immune system and your conversation. heterophilied adj. Drunk, with the result that you collect in a group whose members have nothing obvious in common. Leo was heterophilied and joined the smokers, the doorman, and a visiting violinist.