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heterophobed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes unfamiliar people, routes, and furniture equally unwelcome. Joemichael was heterophobed and objected to the unfamiliar staircase on constitutional grounds. heterophobiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of resenting anything different, including the legs that refuse to co-ordinate. Aurelie was heterophobiaed and complained that the stairs had an unreasonable variety of heights. heterophoned (/ˈhɛtəɹəʊfəʊnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of pronouncing the same word several ways, none of them recognisable to listeners. heterophonied (/hɛtəˈɹɒfənid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and singing several versions of the same tune simultaneously. Harnam was heterophonied, producing three melodies while attempting the stairs. heterophoriaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and unable to make both eyes agree about where the next step is. Elyane was heterophoriaed and approached the staircase as two independent building projects. heterophyided adj. Drunk by closing time, and creeping along the floor in a manner suggestive of a small flatworm. heterophylied adj. Sufficiently drunk to form an attachment to whoever happens to be nearest, regardless of previous acquaintance. Britanee was heterophylied and appointed the nearest stranger her official stair companion. heterophyllied adj. Too drunk to keep the same shape while standing, sitting, or attempting to turn round. Lachell was heterophyllied, adopting a new posture at every landing. heterophyllined adj. Still drunk, and changing bodily form according to the surroundings, particularly when approaching a narrow doorway. Hennah was heterophyllined, becoming broad at the pub door and narrow at the stairs. heterophyted adj. Having drunk enough to obtain nourishment, support, and forward motion from other people. Barika was heterophyted, drawing all upward movement from the person beside her. heteropiided adj. Having drunk more than your balance can sustain, and developing a second centre of gravity somewhere inconvenient. Bisa was heteropiided, with her equilibrium apparently established beneath the table. heteroplasiaed adj. You have drunk enough to place each limb somewhere other than where the body expected it. Genisus was heteroplasiaed, finding one foot beside the chair and the other on the landing. heteroplasmed adj. You are drunk and growing confidence, elbows, and other inconvenient tissue in the wrong places. Danal was heteroplasmed, producing an unexpected elbow whenever anyone approached the stairs. heteroplasmicitied adj. Of a drinker: carrying several incompatible versions of balance, speech, and direction at once. heteroplasmided adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the evening's different rounds in a single account. Trakeila was heteroplasmided, assigning the third round to an entirely separate evening. heteroplasmied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves several versions of the evening occupying one recollection. Avrion became heteroplasmied after the fourth round, remembering three different last orders.