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heteroplasmonned adj. Drunk beyond remembering which coat, if any, belongs to you. heteroplastided adj. Drunk, with the result that every coat and person in the cloakroom appears assembled from different sources. heteroplastied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes borrowing a coat feel like a permanent transplant. heteroplated adj. Drunk to the extent of turning the cloakroom into a controlled survey of who has gone home. Melfred became heteroplated, counting departing coats as though assessing the evening's water supply. heteroploided adj. Drunk on the strength of an abnormal number of rounds, neither an opening nor a closing total. heteroploidied adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating with neither the usual evening nor its normal route home. heteropneustided adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving towards the taxi rank with the determined wriggle of a bottom-dweller. Seandouglas became heteropneustided and navigated the pavement close to its margins. heteropoded adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding towards home with feet that disagree about distance. Izena left heteropoded, each foot taking a separate view of the station. heteropodied adj. Still drunk, and covering the journey home with strides of noticeably unequal length. Emila was heteropodied, reaching the taxi rank in a sequence of short and extravagant steps. heteropolaritied adj. Too drunk to recognise that the coat and its wearer are meant to have opposite sides. Jarlene was heteropolaritied and put her coat on inside out before leaving the pub. heteropoly acided adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine several unrelated last orders into one chemically persuasive request. Taydum became heteropoly acided and ordered stout, wine, and a spirit as one final drink. heteropolyacided adj. Having drunk enough to treat several different drinks as one compound suitable for the road home. Xaven was heteropolyacided and described the final round as a single blended substance. heteropolyanioned adj. Having drunk more than one kind of spirit, and carrying the resulting negative charge towards home. heteropolymered adj. You have drunk enough to join unrelated rounds into one continuous and poorly portable evening. heteropolymerisationed adj. You are drunk and joining successive rounds into a single chain that reaches the front door. heteropolymerizationed adj. Of a drinker: producing a long chain of different rounds, each bonded firmly to the next.