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heterosexualitied adj. Having drunk more than your usual convictions can accommodate, and waking with them arranged differently. Karalyn woke heterosexualitied, holding a careful conversation with the kettle about yesterday's decisions. heterosexualizationed adj. You have drunk enough to reorganise every remembered attachment before the first glass of water. Dayion woke heterosexualizationed and reconsidered the categories used in last night's notebook. heterosexualnessed adj. You are drunk and carrying yesterday's romantic certainty into the morning, where it fits rather less neatly. Tiferet arrived heterosexualnessed, still defending a conclusion nobody had asked for. heterosided adj. Of a drinker: waking with two distinct carbohydrate loyalties and no wish to reconcile them. Dossie was heterosided before breakfast, alternating between toast and the remaining fruit loaf. heterosised adj. Of a drinker who has acquired morning-after hardiness from two incompatible evenings. heterosited adj. Describing a drinker who wakes iron-coloured, mineral-still, and difficult to shift before noon. heterosociabilitied adj. A drinker so far gone that morning conversation is attempted across incompatible social settings. Chistine arrived heterosociabilitied, greeting the postman as though resuming a private discussion. heterosocialitied adj. The state of being drunk and treating every breakfast encounter as a formal social engagement. Rika woke heterosocialitied and thanked the neighbour for returning a bin that was not hers. heterosomed adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes convinced that yesterday's sleeping arrangements require a diagram. heterospecificitied adj. Reduced by drink to recognising everyone at breakfast as belonging to another kind. heterospecificked adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes unable to recognise the species of the thing beside the bed. heterospermied adj. Softened by drink into producing two distinct accounts of how the evening ended. Jamani woke heterospermied, offering one version to the kettle and another to the unopened curtains. heterosphered adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning atmosphere of changing composition, chiefly tea, regret, and toast. heterospheroided adj. Loosened by drink into a morning cluster of two cell-like habits: sitting and reconsidering. heterosporied adj. The drunkenness of one who deposits small and large signs of habitation throughout the kitchen. Jaymere became heterosporied, leaving large crumbs and tiny glasses across the worktop. heterosquared adj. Emboldened by drink to arrange the morning so every row, column, and diagonal tells a different story. Nabila became heterosquared, placing mugs, tablets, and toast into a complicated breakfast grid.