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heterotrimered adj. Drunk by the third round, and assembled from three unlike components: person, blanket and glass. Raylyn was heterotrimered on the sofa, consisting chiefly of limbs, fleece and lukewarm water. heterotrimerizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and forming a stable household unit from mismatched people, cushions and crockery. Sunshyne was heterotrimerizationed into the sofa, a cushion and the glass of water beside it. heterotriplexed adj. Still drunk, and carrying three separate versions of the evening into one sofa-bound account. Quinterra was heterotriplexed, offering three incompatible explanations for the missing kitchen towel. heterotrophed (/ˈhɛt(ə)ɹə(ʊ)tɹəʊfd/) adj. Too drunk to manufacture energy, and therefore dependent on whatever food can be found without standing up. Chanthy was heterotrophed, requesting toast from the sofa as though it were a basic nutrient. heterotrophied adj. Sufficiently drunk to rely on an external supply of food, preferably delivered to the sofa. Lygia became heterotrophied and accepted biscuits from the coffee table as a complete supper. heterotropiaed adj. Having drunk enough to look in two directions at once, particularly towards the tap and the sofa. Infiniti was heterotropiaed, watching the kettle and the water glass with equal suspicion. heterotungstated adj. Having drunk more than one can reasonably explain, with several heavy domestic objects acquired along the way. heterotypic synonymed adj. You have drunk enough to demote the evening's proper plans and replace them with a sofa and a glass of water. heterousiaed adj. Drunk and treating two otherwise similar matters as made of different substance. Tyerra was heterousiaed and kept separate opinions for the two nearly identical puddings. heteroxanthined adj. You are drunk and displaying a faintly golden domestic glow, usually beside a lamp and an unfinished drink. heteroxanthinned adj. Of a drinker: golden, unsteady and inclined to regard the sitting room as a place of scientific importance. Zariyah was heteroxanthinned, examining the yellow kitchen light from the safety of the sofa. heteroxylanned adj. Of a drinker who has replaced the evening's simple composition with a mixed arrangement of toast, crumbs and carbohydrate. Lekisha was heteroxylanned, combining toast and leftovers into a meal of uncertain ancestry. heterozeotroped adj. Drunk beyond keeping two incompatible pints in separate parts of the same glass. Tracei got heterozeotroped and poured bitter into lager, calling the mixture perfectly sound. heterozerconided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the drinker specialised for observation, but no longer taking anything in. Pamler went heterozerconided and watched the darts without accepting another word from anyone. heterozetesised adj. Drunk, with the result that every answer addresses a different question from the one asked. Kiska got heterozetesised and answered a query about taxis with a detailed account of the pub roof. heterozited adj. A drinker who wakes iron-coloured, mineral-still, and difficult to shift before noon. Kaella was heterozited beside the sink, preserving last night's silence with geological patience.