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hetsexed (/ˈhɛtsɛksd/) adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to turn a quiet drink into a consummated arrangement. Sabirin became hetsexed and tried to make a serious proposal beside the fruit machine. hetsmutted (/ˈhɛtsmʌtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has furnished two ordinary regulars with an elaborate private romance. hetted (/hɛtd/) adj. A drinker who has mistaken a straightforward evening for an opportunity to classify everyone present. hettied (/ˈhɛtid/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating every ordinary conversation as an opportunity for matchmaking. Markyia got hettied and tried to introduce the landlord to a woman who was waiting for her bus. hettotyped (/ˈhɛtətaɪpd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become structurally elaborate while remaining rather difficult to classify. Glasper went hettotyped and spent the evening arranging pint glasses by increasingly obscure symmetries. heucheraed adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying coral bells where conversation was expected. heughed adj. Drunk by closing time, and clinging to the bar like a crag above a river. Strother stood heughed beside the bar, overlooking the evening's remaining traffic. heuked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a medieval cloak, requiring assistance between bar and taxi. heulandited adj. Still drunk, and crystalline, hydrated, and quite unable to leave the geological display. Perrier remained heulandited beside the cabinet, admiring the mineral's monoclinic symmetry. heuningbosed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a South African shrub from the honey in the tea. Karlee went heuningbosed, mistaking the tea’s honeybush for a shrubbery. heureticked (/hjʊəˈɹɛ.tɪkd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to discover, formally and at length, that the coat stand is a new invention. Livy grew heureticked and presented the coat stand as an original domestic innovation. heurismed adj. Having drunk enough to treat every previous mistake as valuable empirical knowledge. Deprise became heurismed and repeated the failed toast with improved confidence. heuristicalitied adj. You have drunk enough to make trial and error your governing condition. Vardhan became heuristicalitied and tested three chairs before selecting the floor. heuristicked (/hjuˈɹɪstɪkd/) adj. Having drunk more than the method requires, and now testing each doorway by walking into it. Louie got heuristicked and used the corridor walls to refine his route. heutagogied adj. You are drunk and conducting your own curriculum, beginning with the pub's laminated menu. Zamanta got heutagogied and taught herself the drinks list in reverse order. heuweltjied adj. Of a drinker: a substantial mound in the landscape, whose origin remains disputed by the furniture.