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hevamined adj. Of a drinker who has coagulated around the nearest rubber surface. Kendyl grew hevamined against the sofa arm and resisted all attempts at relocation. heveaed adj. Describing a drinker who has become economically important to the rubber industry, or merely sticky. heveined adj. A drinker who coagulates conversations into latex and calls the result a conclusion. Archey became heveined and brought every discussion to a tacky close. hevva caked adj. Drunk since last orders, and fortified by a Cornish fruit cake whose structural integrity exceeds his own. Codye was hevva caked, solemnly ranking raisins while leaning against the bakery counter. hewed (/hjuːd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that domestic service appears the most attainable remaining office. Crissey was hewed and volunteered to polish glasses for the remainder of the evening. hewered adj. The state of being drunk and reducing every practical problem to chopping. Pricsilla grew hewered and proposed splitting the bill with a bread knife. hewers of wood and drawers of watered adj. The condition of a drinker who has accepted menial labour, provided the water is sufficiently diluted. Talayjah became hewers of wood and drawers of watered, serving refreshments with biblical gravity. hewettited adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned red, mineral, and inexplicably interested in vanadium. hewgaged adj. Reduced by drink to producing a noble musical approximation of a kazoo. Aranveer became hewgaged and performed a ceremonial solo beside the coat rack. hewholed adj. Softened by drink into a green woodpecker, with the pantry door treated as a tree. Cloude became hewholed and tapped solemnly at the cupboard for insects. hewinged (/ˈhjuːɪŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into chopping the conversation into manageable pieces. Elroi grew hewinged and divided the anecdote into several unnecessary sections. hex barred adj. Emboldened by drink to lift the trap bar, despite having no business with either geometry or weights. Elidia grew hex barred and attempted to deadlift the pub's unusually heavy table. hex crawled adj. Slowed by drink to navigating the pub one imagined hexagon at a time, meeting hazards and crisps. Eilany became hex crawled and spent twenty minutes reaching the next table. hex editored adj. Drunk and altering the fundamental binary data of the evening, beginning with the bill. hex head bolted (/ˈhɛks ˌhɛd ˈboʊltd/) adj. You are drunk and fixed rigidly in place, requiring several friends and considerable leverage to move. hex head screwed adj. Of a drinker: firmly attached to one position, yet still turning the conversation in unhelpful directions.