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hex head wrenched adj. Of a drinker who has become impossible to approach directly, but remains oddly useful at right angles. Cassanova went hex head wrenched and answered every question from behind the coat stand. hex keyed adj. Describing a drinker who has become the small tool everyone else must use to tighten the evening together. Lestie got hex keyed and was passed between groups whenever a conversation needed fastening. hex signed (/ˈhɛks saɪnd/) adj. A drinker who decorates the gathering with elaborate protective patterns, chiefly against people leaving early. Alitia got hex signed and drew flowers on every napkin to keep the party intact. hex-editored adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's underlying data requires hexadecimal correction, chiefly the taxi fare. Nashon got hex-editored and tried to amend the taxi fare in hexadecimal. hex0r'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to penetrate the kitchen's most commonplace defences. Lavare became hex0r'd and treated the sealed squash bottle as a serious security challenge. hexa-2,4-dienaled adj. A drinker so far gone that every exchange acquires a sharp, lingering note suitable for perfume manufacture. hexaacetated adj. The state of being drunk and carrying six separate layers of apology into every conversation. Jenson-lee got hexaacetated and apologised six times before asking for the taxi. hexaacetylmannitoled adj. The condition of a drinker who has become sweetly unmanageable through six successive applications of the same excuse. Taneille was hexaacetylmannitoled, offering the same charming explanation to six increasingly tired friends. hexaaluminiumed adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged six companions around himself and calls the formation a discussion. Heraclio got hexaaluminiumed and assigned six friends fixed positions around the table. hexaaluminoed adj. You are drunk and awarding six aluminium atoms the ceremonial dignity of a chemical delegation. Jaelynne became hexaaluminoed and welcomed the aluminium delegation with a raised tumbler. hexaantimonided adj. Reduced by drink to six mutually incompatible opinions, each defended as though chemically bonded. hexaaquaaluminiumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a charged centre around which six anxious companions must arrange themselves. hexaaquachromiumed adj. Loosened by drink into a watery gathering of six companions, with no firm arrangement surviving the evening. hexaaquaed adj. Softened by drink into six surrounding conversations, none of which quite reaches the person at the centre. Izzibella got hexaaquaed and floated among six conversations without completing one. hexaaquaironned adj. Emboldened by drink to gather six attendants and conduct ordinary hospitality as a grand reception. Lueann became hexaaquaironned and appointed six friends to receive arriving guests. hexaazamacrocycled adj. Slowed by drink to a circuit of six familiar subjects, each returning before anyone can escape. Kolya got hexaazamacrocycled and brought six topics back into the conversation repeatedly.