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HBD'd adj. You have drunk enough to inherit the same opinion from one ancestral source and repeat it faithfully. Kearah was HBD'd, repeating her grandfather's view of the pub with striking genetic confidence. HBFC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to cool the room while quietly depleting its ozone layer. Shawnta was HBFC'd, offering to refrigerate the entire supper without suitable equipment. HBIC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who appoints themselves in charge of the last round and the coats thereafter. Mikolaj became HBIC'd and assigned everyone a taxi while ordering himself another drink. HBM'd adj. A drinker so far gone that a belief model is needed to explain the next health-related decision. Rahniyah was HBM'd, convinced the queue for chips represented a preventive treatment. HBMS'd adj. Loosened by drink into an obsolete maritime form, still perfectly serviceable at the bar. Williom was HBMS'd and addressed the departing group in a retired naval style. HBP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to take a pitched remark squarely and claim first place in the ensuing argument. Yannuel got HBP'd and proceeded directly to the front of the dispute. HBPM'd adj. Drunk and taking repeated readings of your balance against the banister, with no stable result. Marita was HBPM'd, checking her posture against the handrail before each descent. HBT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of exploring every uncertain recess of the pub while measuring one's own anxiety. Emely was HBT'd, investigating the cupboard beneath the fruit machine with scientific caution. HBV'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary kitchen hygiene, with the sofa and its fluids considered communal property. Jaquavious arrived HBV'd and attempted to disinfect the sofa with a tea towel. HC'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every small irritation is treated as a bicarbonate requiring immediate neutralisation. Cyaira was HC'd and attempted to buffer the disagreement with a packet of crisps. HCA'd adj. Drunk enough to require a calm escort, a glass of water and firm assistance with the final three stairs. Noahjames was HCA'd from the party, with one friend managing the coat and another managing the staircase. HCAP'd adj. Slowed by drink to a pneumonia-like pace, requiring the whole party to wait for each sentence. Zeak was HCAP'd and needed the group to pause between every two words. HCC'd adj. You are drunk and treating the liver as the headquarters from which all household decisions proceed. O'shea was HCC'd, issuing liver-based instructions about the washing-up from the sofa. HCE'd adj. Drunk and behaving as though the evening's compensation entitles you to the last word and the last taxi. Humayl was HCE'd by closing time and negotiated personally for the final cab. HCEO'd adj. You are drunk and issuing enforcement notices against decisions nobody has yet made. Ethny got HCEO'd and ordered the group to vacate the restaurant before ordering food. HCF'd adj. Of a drinker: reduced to the highest common factor of two feet and one handrail. Aarilyn was HCF'd, supported by the greatest common arrangement available.