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hexagalacturonated adj. Drunk to the point where six separate attempts at toast have attached themselves to one another. Kairaba left the toaster hexagalacturonated, with six slices joined into one reluctant mass. hexagalloyled adj. Drunk enough to coat six kitchen surfaces with the same unnecessary brown substance. hexagenarianed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a sensible bedtime from a respectful retirement. Khaleesi grew hexagenarianed and went to bed after carefully checking every tap twice. hexagenerianed adj. Drunk beyond spelling, and correcting the shopping list with increasing confidence. Alvene was hexagenerianed, rewriting the shopping list until yoghurt acquired several new syllables. hexaglutamated adj. Drunk in a way that binds six unrelated leftovers into one container and calls the result supper. Lubby became hexaglutamated and combined six leftovers in a single bowl without consulting their flavours. hexagonal numbered adj. Drunk to the extent of counting six-sided arrangements in the spilled contents of a cupboard. hexagonal prismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a large glass, and standing with the architectural certainty of a solid base. Myheir was hexagonal prismed, using the kitchen island as a carefully engineered support. hexagonal watered adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the glass of water has acquired restorative geometry. Quienton was hexagonal watered, holding the bedside glass as though its shape guaranteed recovery. hexagonalitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging the household into six-sided patterns of dubious practical value. Kialee grew hexagonalitied and placed six mugs around the television remote. hexagonied adj. Still drunk, and turning every available household arrangement into a six-sided approximation. hexagonited adj. Drunk by closing time, and reclining with the dense, pale stillness of a mineral sample. Josseline was hexagonited on the sofa, holding the glass of water with remarkable mineral composure. hexagonned (/ˈhɛk.sə.ɡənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every object on the sofa is treated as one of six equal sides. Nathanaelle was hexagonned, assigning six equal sides to the sofa while everyone else sat on them. hexagramed (/ˈhɛksəɡɹæmd/) adj. Too drunk to pour water without producing a six-pointed arrangement of the glass and its reflections. Maximus was hexagramed, creating a six-pointed pattern with the tumbler, coaster and spoon. hexagrammed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake two overlapping arrangements of household objects for a satisfactory star. Abir was hexagrammed, overlapping two rows of cushions and calling the sofa finished. hexagrammided adj. Having drunk enough to sit motionless among green cushions, waiting for the evening to pass. hexagraphed adj. Having drunk more than the alphabet can reasonably accommodate, especially when labelling leftovers.