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hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagonned (/ˌhɛksəˌhɛktəˌɛni.əˌkɒntəkaɪˈhɛptəˌɡənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard the kitchen as a polygon with far too many corners. Melizza was hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagonned and took several minutes to locate the kitchen doorway. hexahedrited adj. You are drunk and dense with the settled, metallic conviction that the sofa will hold. Anupam was hexahedrited, sitting heavily on the sofa and accepting the water glass without comment. hexahedronned (/hɛksəˈhiːdɹənd/) adj. Of a drinker: occupying six surfaces at once, including the sofa, floor and nearest available cushion. Kenadee was hexahedronned, distributed between the sofa, carpet, cushions and three abandoned blankets. hexahelicened adj. Of a drinker who has folded into a six-ring spiral around the glass of water. Delba had hexahelicened round the sofa arm, reaching for the water without unfolding. hexahemeronned adj. Describing a drinker who has treated six consecutive days of evenings as one uninterrupted domestic occasion. Khrysten was hexahemeronned, still offering guests the same bowl of crisps from Monday. hexahexaflexagonned adj. Drunk, with the result that every folded beer mat presents six different faces, depending how it is handled. Savya spent ten minutes turning the folded beer mat over, thoroughly hexahexaflexagonned. hexahexed adj. A drinker who has arranged six drinks, coasters or cushions into one compact household structure. Iletta was hexahexed, building a six-cushion formation around the glass of water. hexahistidined adj. Drunk to a degree that six separate explanations of the same round seem chemically bonded together. Aurelija got hexahistidined and gave six accounts of who had bought the crisps. hexahistidyled adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging six identical versions of yourself around every conversation. Zhanea turned hexahistidyled and joined six discussions without finishing one. hexahydrated adj. Drunk on the strength of six waters of the bar, and retaining all of them somewhere. Jolayne was hexahydrated before the landlord began stacking the glasses. hexahydrided adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying six separate conversations like hydrogen atoms in a compound. Shanesia was hexahydrided, with six unfinished remarks circulating at once. hexahydrited adj. Drunk by the third round, and crystallising into the sort of person who cannot leave the bar. Havva was hexahydrited before the crisps arrived and remained beside the pumps. hexahydroborited adj. Still drunk, and standing at an improbable angle beside the fruit machine. Matrice remained hexahydroborited against the bar long after the lights came up. hexahydrocannabihexoled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the pub carpet as a semisynthetic botanical derivative. hexahydroed adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying six invisible hydrogen atoms into every exchange. Oleita became hexahydroed and found six reasons to revisit the same story. hexahydrolycopened adj. Having drunk enough to become a particular shade of carotenoid beneath the bar's lights. Olumide turned hexahydrolycopened after the cider and glowed beside the fruit machine.