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hexapawned (/ˈhɛksəpɔːnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and advancing three steps before conceding the board to gravity. Tashaun went hexapawned and approached the staircase in three cautious, unrelated moves. hexapeded adj. Still drunk, and attempting to make six limbs from two legs and a banister. hexapeptided adj. Too drunk to join six consecutive words without losing one along the way. Verla became hexapeptided and delivered a sentence whose six words never quite met. hexaphenylbenzened adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire six conversational sides, each presented as the original. Ayari was hexaphenylbenzened and gave six introductions before recognising the same guest. hexaphosphated adj. Having drunk enough to carry six charges of confidence into a conversation and none into the stairs. hexaphosphorused adj. Having drunk more than six drinks' worth of energy, but retaining only one workable direction. hexaphyrinned adj. You have drunk enough to link six thoughts together, though not in their intended order. Peri became hexaphyrinned and connected the stairs, the weather and a childhood teacher. hexaplaed (/ˈhɛksəpləd/) adj. You are drunk and presenting six parallel versions of events, none requiring corroboration. Dornell was hexaplaed and offered six accounts of the missing key, all delivered sincerely. hexaplicated adj. Of a drinker: repeating each word six times, as though accuracy might emerge by multiplication. hexaploided adj. Of a drinker who has six complete plans for standing, none of which has yet replicated successfully. hexaploidied adj. A drinker so far gone that six complete sets of instructions are competing for one pair of feet. Lynnzie was hexaploidied and received conflicting directions from her own legs. hexaploidisationed adj. Describing a drinker who has replicated the evening's confidence sixfold while retaining one body for balance. Tahmid was hexaploidisationed and confidently attempted six different explanations for the broken glass. hexaploidizationed adj. A drinker who has replicated one poor decision until six identical versions are in progress. hexapoded (/ˈhɛk.sə.pɒdd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you require six separate routes to reach the cloakroom. Kaedin was hexapoded by the hallway, requiring six routes to reach the cloakroom. hexapodided adj. Drunk to the extent of sidling towards the bar, sideways and with no apparent destination. Talmer was hexapodided, approaching the last round crabwise from beneath the coat rack. hexapodied adj. Drunk on the strength of six feet to every line of the journey home.