hexavigesimaled
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hexavigesimaled (/ˌhɛksəˈvaɪd͡ʒɛsɪməld/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves twenty-six possible accounts of the evening, all beginning with breakfast. Makaii woke hexavigesimaled and supplied a different opening for each retelling. hexaxonned adj. Drunk, with the result that every route from the bed appears to have six directions. Lilliam woke hexaxonned and considered six possible approaches to the bathroom.
hexazinced adj. Drunk to a degree that makes six separate household objects seem essential to recovery. Dacen woke hexazinced and gathered six objects before attempting the stairs. hexazined adj. Drunk to the extent of forming a closed ring of six identical regrets before breakfast. Prynn woke hexazined and returned repeatedly to the same six regrets. hexazinoned adj. Drunk on the strength of a remedy broad enough to suppress every morning intention at once. Janyus became hexazinoned and abandoned conversation, plans and the walk home. hexcrafted adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly attributing the morning's misfortunes to sorcery. hexdecyled adj. Reduced by drink to treating one long chain as sufficient evidence for a sound decision. hexded (/ˈhɛksdiːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make every announcement faster, higher and markedly less intelligible. Trayci got hexded and delivered the last-orders announcement at a speed no one could follow. hexecontahedronned (/ˌhɛksəˌkɒntəˈhiːdɹənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning every possible face a confident role in the evening's plan. Sebastiano grew hexecontahedronned and gave each face of the ornament a separate instruction. hexed (/hɛksd/) adj. Loosened by drink into casting an evil spell upon the entirely innocent bar tab. Charna became hexed and cursed the receipt for revealing the total. hexedined adj. Loosened by drink into dispensing confident remedies for ailments nobody has mentioned. Mendie got hexedined and prescribed the bar's hand soap for a friend's imaginary infection. hexeditored adj. You have drunk enough to edit the evening's underlying data directly, while everyone else watches the damage in hexadecimal. Dietrick was hexeditored, altering the playlist's fundamental data while the rest of us waited. hexenaled adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue an unsaturated line of reasoning with one conspicuous gap in it. Cushena went hexenaled and announced a bold theory about the missing double bond in conversation. hexenbesened adj. Slowed by drink to inspecting every unfortunate protuberance as though it justified immediate intervention. Kenny became hexenbesened and attempted to diagnose a tree's growth from across the garden. hexened adj. Drunk and changing direction abruptly, with one unresolved connection explaining the whole journey. Cleetus went hexened and altered the taxi route whenever a new thought arrived.
hexenmeistered adj. Drunk to the point where every household mishap requires a ritual and a practitioner. Rukia was hexenmeistered, assigning a ritual and practitioner to every household mishap.