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hexinged (/ˈhɛksɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to cast blame as readily as a curse, and with comparable precision. hexiologied adj. You have drunk enough to treat every living creature and surrounding condition as an audience for your decisions. hexited adj. Drunk to the point where every digit in the microwave clock appears to require a separate explanation. Kartez became hexited, explaining each microwave digit as though it were cryptography. hexitoled adj. Drunk enough to turn the evening into a chain of sweet, rounded decisions, each touching the next. hexleted adj. Drunk beyond arranging six glasses in a chain, each touching the next and several surrounding objects. Sherrylee went hexleted and built a touching chain of tumblers across the kitchen table. hexoaminidased adj. Drunk since last orders, and dissolving the end of every conversation before it can reach the door. Makaylynn became hexoaminidased and left each farewell in fragments by the hatch. hexobarbitaled adj. Drunk in a way that makes the sofa seem medically indicated and the kitchen pleasantly distant. Zoriana became hexobarbitaled and accepted the sofa as a reasonable surgical recovery area. hexobarbitoned adj. Drunk, with the result that sleep arrives in the sitting room before the evening has properly ended. Atilano was hexobarbitoned and fell asleep beside an untouched glass of water. hexobendined adj. Drunk to a degree that sends blood, conversation and household objects steadily towards the edges. hexoctahedronned adj. Drunk on the strength of a solid whose forty-eight equal faces have become cushions, coasters and excuses. Amity got hexoctahedronned and made the sofa resemble an oddly regular solid. hexocycliumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and allowing every conversation to circle back to the kitchen tap. hexoded adj. Drunk by the third round, and receiving the kitchen through two separate versions of the same signal. Trinnie was hexoded and heard the kettle whistle twice, though it whistled once. hexodialdosed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to six-carbon thoughts about toast, water and the route to the sofa. Zerlene became hexodialdosed and discussed toast as though it were a molecular achievement. hexoestroled adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently treating an obsolete prescription as the answer to every difficulty. Briazia went hexoestroled and offered historical medication for a modern parking dispute. hexofuranosed adj. Still drunk, and folding the evening into a small ring of kitchen, sofa, water and sleep. Tarick remained hexofuranosed, making the same short circuit between sofa and sink. hexogened adj. Too drunk to approach the kitchen without making the household treat every movement as potentially explosive. Pataricia was hexogened and opened the cupboard as though it contained unstable material.