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hexogenesised adj. Sufficiently drunk to generate fresh sugar, apparently, from the sofa and whatever remains in the cupboard. Talli became hexogenesised and produced biscuits from an otherwise empty kitchen. hexokinased adj. Having drunk enough to phosphorylate the simplest household task into an energetic ceremony. Kaylise got hexokinased and treated filling the kettle as a major biochemical event. hexolled adj. Having drunk more than six hydroxyl groups could reasonably account for, and needing all available sofa space. Cannen became hexolled and occupied the sofa with the calm certainty of a large molecule. hexologied (/hɛkˈsɒlədʒid/) adj. You have drunk enough to inspect the kitchen marks for protective signs and consult the sofa about them. Valyssa got hexologied and interpreted a splash beside the sink as household protection. hexominoed adj. You are drunk and arranging six square things into one continuous shape, preferably on the coffee table. Wannie became hexominoed and assembled six square napkins beside the water glass. hexoned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the distilled contents of the cupboard for a reason to remain horizontal. Sherrina was hexoned and inspected the drinks cabinet before returning to the sofa. hexonned adj. Of a drinker: quietly symmetrical, with the body arranged around a central glass of water. hexonucleotided adj. Drunk to a degree that each syllable contains six smaller attempts at being spoken. Kamayia got hexonucleotided and split one ordinary answer into six uncertain sounds. hexoprenalined adj. Describing a drinker who breathes as though the kitchen requires an urgent but manageable expedition. Kenslea was hexoprenalined and paused twice on the way to fetch water. hexopyranosed adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen, sofa and glass of water form one closed five-sided arrangement. hexopyranosided adj. The state of being drunk and treating every sweet kitchen substance as part of a five-sided structure. Cyrah became hexopyranosided and arranged sugar packets around the glass of water. hexosamined adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every sweetener at the bar as a personal source of nourishment. hexosaminidased adj. Drunk by the third round, and breaking down whatever remains at the terminal end of an argument. Benay was hexosaminidased, dismantling the landlord's final point over crisps. hexosanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and built from long chains of sweet talk that nobody can readily separate. hexosed adj. Too drunk to count past six without consulting the beer mat. hexosided adj. Sufficiently drunk to attach sweetness to every conversation, including the landlord's refusal.